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cross-posted, via Offbeat News.

How the viral 'Scientology speedrun' trend got started and why young people keep doing it.

1 teen arrested during ‘Scientology speedrunning’ event that got its beginnings on social media

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[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 64 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Yeah those god damn lazy Canadian teens, why aren't they stopping fascism in America, or ending the war in Ukraine. All these lazy damn kids are doing these days is... Checks notes ... Taking direct and effective action against the world's largest cult, know for being extremely litigious and violent to detractors.

By the time I was there age I was already.... Playing baseball

[–] IronBird@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

largest cult

thought that was catholicism?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It is, but most people are stil squeamish about admitting that it's a cult.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Tom Cruise, seen here packing fudge.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world -2 points 2 days ago
[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can we speed run Trump's bedroom while he's vulnerably asleep?

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

The SS is armed and will be rewarded for shooting you, but if you really want to I can't stop you.

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

By the time I was there age

Where age?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It's an old meme, sir, but it checks out.