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cross-posted, via Offbeat News.

How the viral 'Scientology speedrun' trend got started and why young people keep doing it.

1 teen arrested during ‘Scientology speedrunning’ event that got its beginnings on social media

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Article is shit. It says Scientology is a religion. It's not. It's a cult.

Pretty fucked it doesn't mention any of their crimes or how they've been banned by so many countries for these crimes.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Maybe one day someone will get me to understand the difference between religion and cult.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

It's only a difference of being recognized by some form of ruling authority

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

You see, in a cult there's a guy at the top who knows it's all bullshit. In a religion that guy died ages ago and scholars aren't sure if he existed to begin with.

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Religions are mainstream, cults aren't.

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Maybe one day someone will get me to understand the difference between religion and cult.

Cult: a small unpopular religion.

Religion: a large popular cult.

 

Or, if you prefer:

"the only difference between a religion and a cult is the amount of real estate they own"

-Frank Zappa

Though that kinda falls apart in the Scientologist's case. They have acquired a lot of real estate since Zappa first made that statement.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Iirc Frank clarified this as how many locations the cult has, not actual land ownership totals

[–] kent_eh@lemmy.ca 1 points 13 hours ago

Iirc Frank clarified this

Not surprised that he would update it as things changed.

Specific structures of exploitation maybe? I've been in some cults and in some religions and the cults has structures that the religions did not. That being said, I have seen "religions" that used to have or do have those structures. It's very hard to define. I like using Steve Hassan's BITE model but, like with any model it has a specific type of cult it is examining.

It's why the cult I'm currently working on starting has none of the oppressive structures. I'm an absurdist.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 day ago

About 100 years.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl -2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Cults blackmail, torture, and murder.

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But religions extort, torment, and kill.

See it's completely different.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl -3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Some cults call themselves religion. There are definitely many religions that have never extored nor tormented nor killed.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Every religion on on day 0 was just a new cult that someone started

[–] Yggnar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I didn't make the claim but would Jainism meet your criteria?

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was gonna say that most religions do as well, but honestly the overlap is almost concentric circles

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you make the circles the size of their members, yes.

But if you make the circles all the same diameter, then no.

Usually the big ones have a history of some abuse.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Concentric, so the former. Likewise there are non religious cults

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All religions are cults. The only difference is how many people practice it and thus gain favor in society.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Some religions exist to help people, not to harm their members for the benefit of the church

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's an always and never thing. Those are bad words to use when discussing reality. We can find exceptions where well meaning people gather together and do real good in the name of a god. Likewise we can find unfortunately far too many examples of people coopting the structures that the well meaning people have built to harm their community.

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Seems like those people would probably do good anyway regardless

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

yes so let's discount them because they use the name of a god to organize, as it coopts a preexisting structure and at one point in history made organizing a hell of a lot easier. like setting up groups on facebook.

it's kind of like (and yes i get this is a bad analogy but i am a musician so pthbt it is what comes to mind) blaming an atheist organist for playing at a church because the musician doesn't have a pipe organ at home

[–] Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Existing to help people is the same marketing spin that Scientology goes with as well.