this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.
Let's take a little recess and circle back.
Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.
I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.
Mister Stoker sir ?!
A username well-earned
Then you're obviously not worthy
after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred
Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao
I get that reference.
have you not heard of candles?
Then it smells ass, and candles.
I've done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose