this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.

[–] kevincox@lemmy.ml 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's take a little recess and circle back.

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Mister Stoker sir ?!

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

A username well-earned

Then you're obviously not worthy

after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred

[–] Soulg@ani.social 6 points 1 day ago

Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

I get that reference.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

have you not heard of candles?

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Then it smells ass, and candles.

I've done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose