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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago (3 children)

There's 4 bread layers, spread with some kind of cream cheese/mayo abomination and laid down with gherkins, ham, pistachios, and mushrooms before being pressed in the fridge overnight and "frosted" with I dunno, horseradish or CoolWhip or something. The bread makes it a sandwich I guess.

[–] U7826391786239@piefed.zip 3 points 2 days ago

i thought that was asparagus LOL

gherkins don't make it any more appealing

[–] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

No.

I don't care what's in it or what other fevered rationalizations someone might try to make; just No.

[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The mushrooms worry me the most. There's sizeable gaps between them, which seem to have been filled up entirely with whatever the white stuff is...

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

Hey maybe it's marshmallow fluff!