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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

my friend, i need you to come to the peach ranch. last year they were growing what they called "white lady" peaches. you had to eat them over the sink or outside.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah I planted a white lady jn my back yard, I'm pumped for this year. They are so damn good. Ugh I'm craving one so hard right now. I lie I'm craving at minimum a 4L

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[–] catbum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

how do i get to the wet ass peach ranch

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Look up Brazeltons peach ranch. They are only open summers, I think maybe June to September? Unfortunately their only website is a Facebook