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Trump has a better understanding of the Bible than Pope Leo, says conservative Christian pastor (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I've been saying for a while that they really ought to be called something other than Christians. Maybe "crooks" is a bit too much on the nose, but some new name is definitely required.

[–] pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Camels.

For it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to gain entrance into heaven...

They worship wealth, they claim to follow these teachings and to know them well, and they expect to enter heaven? Then they are camels, lining up for the eyes of needles and expecting easy passage.

EDIT: Wait, wait.

Scamels.