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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Yeah American evangelicals don't think any Catholics understand the Bible.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

And who cares what this nobody says?
Should this be an item in even a garbage UK outlet, or worse Lemmy?

[–] badgermurphy@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

He must not be familiar with the seminary school curriculum.

"My ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” --Isaac Asimov

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

The trump bible is like all the folders full of “plans” he presented to the press. Official looking covers with nothing but empty pages between them.

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

A Christian pastor who shills and grifts? I don't think that's ever been done before. /s

[–] jasoman@lemmy.world -1 points 5 hours ago

All pastors are like this just most don't know it yet.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 23 points 13 hours ago

Jeffress, a Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Nothing farther from faith than such people

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 23 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

As I suspected, conservative Christians in the US are not real Christians, but rather “money for faith” type people. Their supreme authority is money. Nothing to do with christianity or Jesus or faith.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 4 hours ago

Trust me, a lot of these conservative Christians absolutely do believe in Jesus and absolutely do believe in God. And to be honest, I wish that people wouldn't try to call them something other than Christians. Because they are Christians. We don't need to preserve the sanctity of that term for only good moral upstanding people. It's just not fair or reasonable to say that only these really excellent people are real Christians and everyone else isn't really a Christian. All that does is reinforce the term as something that conveys goodness and morality. If 95% of the people out there who are calling themselves Christians and who go to Christian churches and who read Christian Bibles act in a certain way, then sorry, that's what Christians are, that's what Christianity is.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I've been saying for a while that they really ought to be called something other than Christians. Maybe "crooks" is a bit too much on the nose, but some new name is definitely required.

[–] pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Camels.

For it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to gain entrance into heaven...

They worship wealth, they claim to follow these teachings and to know them well, and they expect to enter heaven? Then they are camels, lining up for the eyes of needles and expecting easy passage.

EDIT: Wait, wait.

Scamels.

[–] atzanteol@sh.itjust.works 36 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Dallas-area megachurch pastor

Well there's your problem. These guys know as much about the Bible as Trump.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Once you put “mega” in there, is there such a thing as a legitimate “pastor/priest”?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 17 hours ago

They also know as much about grifting.

[–] FanciestPants@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago

"Bible" is such a weird way to spell Epstein files.

[–] unphazed@lemmy.world 11 points 16 hours ago

Well. If you attempt to read it upside down it just invokes Satan and the Antichrist... /s.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 12 hours ago

I doubt Trump has ever read more than a few passages.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

That bible experts cannot agree on what the bible means, and which of its doctrine is important, makes for a strong argument that it is a historical document, neither inspired, nor univocal, nor inerrant.

If it were divine, then its meaning would be clear beyond debate.

In other words, it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age, and nothing more.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Hey now let's be fair here, most of it is iron age. Up until the Assyrians it's probably describing mythology and legend that takes place from roughly the stone age, chalcolithic, and bronze age.

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 4 points 12 hours ago

it’s just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age, and nothing more

Also known as "The Sheepherder's Guide to the Galaxy".

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 17 hours ago

it's just a bunch of mythology invented by dudes in the bronze age

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

Yeah, this is why in a way Catholicism and Orthodox makes more sense where you have an ultimate authority chosen by god to update Christianity. Has its own issues though like the time when the pope issued purgatory skip papers for money to fund pet projects.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 82 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That fat child raping cunt doesn't understand not to shit itself on camera at the Whitehouse.
Fuck off, Pastor Shitface. Fuck off and die.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 13 points 21 hours ago

In the words of Mr. Hat: "you can go to hell! You can go to hell and you can die!"

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 67 points 1 day ago (4 children)
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[–] formergijoe@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Every Bible passage is his favorite. Like the story of Lot and his daughters.

[–] Forester@pawb.social 4 points 17 hours ago

It would be a first time experience for him where he's not the rapist.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Sure. Leo thinks it's a guide for morals and good living. Trump understands it's a grift to let old warmongering men stay in charge.

[–] brad_troika@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

When the fuck did the leader of the largest pedophile sheltering organization become the good guy?

Institutional evil vs. personal evil. Neither one is a good guy, but at least we can avoid Catholics.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Are you sure? Sometimes I think Trump goes in and out of lucidity these days.his word salads have been getting worse.

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 5 points 18 hours ago

If there's one thing that man will go to his grave knowing, it's how to work a scam. He may not be able to execute it, but he'll recognize it long after he stops being able to recognize animals or draw a clock..

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 13 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Perhaps Trump has a better understanding of American Christians than the Pope does.

[–] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] starik@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Most of the Christians I’ve met are that type of Christian, so I don’t buy the “no true Christian” thing. They own this. Christian = MAGA, at least in this country.

[–] RedWeasel@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago
[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

I’m not surprised to see a conservative Baptist minister not missing a chance to take a swipe at Catholicism

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

All those fucking fundies.

They became the very thing they hate.

[–] signor@lemmy.world 14 points 22 hours ago

He means the guy that said two corinthians?

[–] bagsy@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

This pastor clearly doesn't believe in heaven and hell, or he would lie in support of the literal anti-christ.

[–] Bubbaonthebeach@lemmy.ca 4 points 17 hours ago

Well, he could be right. Not something people who believe in religion want to hear however religion's purpose is to control the masses and Trump and his ilk are all about controlling the masses. God is just the manipulating tool.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago
[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Of course he knows more about the Bible - how many has this Leo guy even eaten? Can’t be half as many as Trump.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Wasn’t he selling Trump Bibles for a while? I don’t see any Pope Bibles for sale.

[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

EXACTLY! The Bible the pope uses probably doesn’t even have the Constitution in it! What a poser.

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