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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 30 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It’s like he thinks the US is equivalent to God.

Correction, he thinks he is equivalent to god.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Worse. He thinks he's the equivalent to Samuel L. Jackson!

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 6 points 6 hours ago

Yea I'd rather him be equivalent to God since God doesn't exist whereas Sammy Jackson is a pretty damn cool dude