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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 59 points 3 hours ago

Whenever I see Hegseth, I picture Colin going, "What, you fatties!" to the generals.

“And I was like, ‘Would it be funny if Hegseth just did that Bible verse that they have in Pulp Fiction?’ Remember, they’re like, from Ezekiel...”

Host Fallon chimed in, acknowledging: “Yeah, Samuel L. Jackson, 12:17.”

“Yeah, we talked about it, and we were like, ‘That would be too ridiculous,’” Jost continued. “And it would take up all this time in the cold open. It would seem like we wouldn’t.

“And then he for real did it! Like two weeks later!” he exclaimed, quipping that the “good news is I’m being surveilled.”

[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ugh, it's on Fallon. He's the worst host, let your gest speak.

Yeah idk he literally makes every scene he's ever been in unfunny. Jost is a legit extremely funny dude (and Michael Che too) but SNL just handcuffs so many talented comedians to do unfunny stuff for lorne michaels and fallon is the best lorne ass kisser.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 17 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It’s weird that he thinks that “passage” justifies a country in what it’s doing. In the Bible it was God who said that, not a person. It’s like he thinks the US is equivalent to God.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 14 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It’s like he thinks the US is equivalent to God.

Correction, he thinks he is equivalent to god.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Worse. He thinks he's the equivalent to Samuel L. Jackson!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

That's pretty much politics de jour for the last decade. Satire doesn't a stand a chance.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 8 points 4 hours ago

Does Jost know that he is talking about pervasive government surveillance in this anecdote ?