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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I remember this cat video I liked.

🎶 Cat , I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance. And I dance dance dance. 🎵

And I wanted to make it my ring tone. Back when phones were just starting to let you have custom tones.

And I sent the creator an email and asked if I could have a mp3. And he responded and sent it and I was like.

"Omg. This famous guy who made this video with like 10,000 views talked to me!"

I remember bragging to my friends that this famous video creator talked to me online.

Simpler times.

Now it's 24 million views On YouTube. I'm pretty sure I messaged them on black sheep or some other video site that was popular around 2006.

https://youtu.be/SaA_cs4WZHM

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Core memory unlocked. Back at my first job we would prank each other by queueing that song on the lobby speakers whenever the current cashier wasn't looking. That and the cat flushing a toilet song.

Good times, thanks for the nostalgia trip!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I literally bragged breathlessly about exchanging a few words with the klingon actor from the new star trek (he's a nice fellow) to my wife. Honestly, the way I lit up I wonder if that's what made her want to watch SNW then TNG, like back to back

She enjoyed SNW but TNG she is fucking loving. Her crush on riker is almost as bad as mine

[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I had an anthropology tutor who is a renowned Trekkie

She is mentioned by name

There was a discussion about gender fluidity and she was so happy when the example of Dax came up as an example of falling for a person can remain while their body changes

That was almost thirty years ago, but I still remember her