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Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Film About Two Pilots Recovered From Iran (variety.com)

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[–] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

More realistically, it'll be based on the pentagon's accounts of the accounts of the service members.

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 25 points 5 days ago

The pentagon claims everyone the pilots encountered immediately tried to defect to us so hard, they were actually worshipped as gods. No combat, and gas prices fell to $1 where they are now.