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Michael Bay to Direct Operation Epic Fury Rescue Film About Two Pilots Recovered From Iran (variety.com)

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

This summer

helicopter noises and a choir sustain

The most epic rescue operation of a failed nuclear bomb drop you'll ever see grace the silver screens

wide shot of the bomb waving down helicopter from earlier

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 14 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Mother fucker you dont understand the sacrifice of a few guys holding back unequipped folks while more sacrifice was made to save other sacrifices of folks equipped with jesus who had to sacrifice others in the 13 minutes to Jesus you take for granted…. This is Abraham and you are pieces of shit that don’t understand how this is sacrificed in ways that you have never sacrificed while we all wage a holy sacrifice…

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 8 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Top tier honestly no notes

[–] docandersonn@literature.cafe 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I searched this text verbatim in Google because I don't understand the context of this rant, and the AI thought I was in crisis and directed me to a suicide helpline.

[–] CaliforniaSober@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

It’s not real! <\hint>

Clearly you aren’t aware of the awesome sacrifice made of the 13 hours of holy sacrifice Jesus made for our boys to sacrifice! Motherfucker this is righteousness for our sacrifice… Sacrifice!
BRING OUR BOYS HOME

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

You need at least one "brothers and sisters" and "family".

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

Don’t forget light flares..