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Dog shoots woman with shotgun at Nebraska convenience store (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 4 days ago by abacabadabacaba@infosec.pub to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 72 points 4 days ago (5 children)

If the woman had had her own shotgun, this would never have happened.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago

Also known as the "Kristi Noem Rule"

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 11 points 4 days ago

I'm still waiting for the good guy with a gun to save Kurt. Any day now..

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Wouldn't have tho?
Imo she lacked a dog with a gun.

[–] farmgineer@nord.pub 2 points 3 days ago

The headline does say "woman with shotgun", though :)

[–] albbi@piefed.ca 2 points 3 days ago

I thought the dog was a good boy with a gun who shot a woman with a shotgun.