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Driving around locked, loaded and the safety off. The gun owner is a fucking idiot and should not be allowed to own firearms.
That's our wonderful american culture for you.
iamverysmart + iamverybadass + iliveinconstantfear
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et tu, dogé?
this is such a weird way to use an education in latin
I just figured he was a big fan of the Spin Doctors.
I thought of it as a Julius Caesar reference, but I'll take what I can get, lol.
I don't think she will make this mistake again.
Wasn't the woman's truck, dog, or gun. But that'll teach her to live in Nebraska.
Getting shotgun blasted by a dog isn't even in the top ten worst things about living in Nebraska.
Source: I'm a Midwestern cultural refugee.
Good thing: potato salad.