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[–] brem@lemmy.world 94 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 37 points 1 month ago

Okay so they actually do have dwarfism. That person is 16 years old and should be pretty close to their adult height.

So they have dwarfism and are lying about their age

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why isn’t there a year on any of those dates?

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 63 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Date of birth: 27th of August 2010

Date of issue: 16th of April 2024

Date of expiry: 15th of April 2029

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Passports really should be using four digit years.

[–] Cytobit@piefed.social 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Just in case there any kilogenerians?

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean if you're only using 2 digits then 1926 is gonna read the same as 2026, and there's lots of people over 100 years old...

[–] brem@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

...not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just in case anyone reading it might be unsure of the regional date format of ...
*checks passport*
Nigeria.

[–] smeg@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Isn't that the standard date format of all passports?

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago

It would seem so, til.

There are numeric and alphabetic months, and 2 and 4 digit years, but seems to be dmy consistently.

So I suppose it's only confusing to people who don't know the secret rule of passports. Or if you have a 110 year old with dwarfism who looks 10.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

God that's a confusing format, and I know both languages

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

The point is to remove day/month ambiguity that would be present in numerals. Also, that French is always present, c'est toujours très important. The machine readable one is YYMMDD or YYYYMMDD