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That feeling when you convince everyone, your companies are worth 25x their annual revenue, for the fourth time
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this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2026
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Man this is great! My theory is the simulation ends when the first person hits a trillion. If that’s the case then this hellscape is almost over everyone! Someone finally won the damn game and we can all log out!
That was the case, but they got a new grant and now the simulation goes to quadrillion
Holy fuck your mod log is... Christ...
Mostly from people overreacting and misattributing malice. Literally some of the most innocuous shit gets misinterpreted and then things spiral
I dunno man, as someone married to trans person, who also has a girlfriend who's transgender, you're kind of a straight up asshole.
Based on what are you making that judgement? A series of truncated comments out of context? Because that's basically all you can see. You don't have a clue what I was saying other than that. So you're just taking the mod's word for it that I was being transphobic, and that the mod wasn't just overreacting?
Literally nothing I said in that entire exchange was transphobic, but I got attacked with a series of strawman arguments by people assuming what I was trying to say. Kinda like you're doing now. See how easily that happens?
God damnit!
Somebody’s been watching Sword Art Online.
Elon Musk is already worth over trillion
You mean that's his mob drop?
The game rules were written using the long scale, so the guy is actually becoming the first billionaire.
Yea, we should be getting the server is going down message any time now, right? …. Right guys? ~guys?~
The admins have decided that most of us can take so much more absurdity before we break. This experiment is sick, I tell you.
Shits starting to feel like the Stanford prison guard experiment
I love Don Hertzfeldt's stuff! Thanks for reminding me. It's been a while since I've watched any of his animations.
A theoretical trillion or a real trillion though?
Aahh man so then we all gotta start fresh on a new server? Geez never a relaxing moment
I’m ready for a new game - this one sucks
monkey paw: New Game +,
O well, I'm not skipping Bitcoin this time!
No health Regen this time, every scratch bleeds you to death. You can still keep your stuff from the previous game 😘
That just liife at 40.
Logoutlogutlogoutlogoutlogout
Yeah this one is so buggy and I swear I have like 2000ms
MBS has been there for a while
MBS?
Saudi Arabia's king.
Indistinguishable from people who say we need to create greater Israel so that God ends the world
Well that’s a huge reach off of a shit post.
Taking that awfully seriously for a shitpost