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[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 23 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ever notice that most of MAGA's material was cribbed from the liberal side? There was a running joke 15-20 years ago about Ann Coulter being a trans woman, due to her prominent Adam's apple. They applied the "I'm rubber you're glue" rule, and have been trying to make this a thing since then. As usual, they've missed what made the joke funny, as cringe as it was.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Ann Coulter has an adam's apple? I missed all of that. Ben Shapiro is a trans man by the way, it's true.

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

sorry, who? never heard of him.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

He's a fascist influencer/interneter. Very anti trans and all that, very pro israel. Anti anything left or woke, pro president. He's a piece of fucking shit.

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 7 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

sorry i was just negging him.

the worst thing you can say about these people is that you have no idea who they are.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago

Ha ha, I actually don't know who most of them are. I had no idea who Charlie Kirk was before South Park had Cartman be him that episode just a bit before kirk gave that full throated performance in Utah. I do happen to know Shapiro because of his Israel bullshit though.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip -2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Everybody has the same anatomy in the neck, yeah, so I don't know if culturally you'd call it an Adam's apple on a woman, but hers is somewhat visible.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

As a rarity, woman don't have adam's apples generally, just as woman don't have testicles and dicks, although a few do.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

If women don't have larynxes, how do they speak?

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

You are too dumb to respond to further. Ha ha ha, are you for real? Jesus Christ, hates you.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 6 hours ago

This unhinged reply non-figuratively made me laugh. Legit thanks, I needed that today.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

I do know what it's called when the larynx is prominent on a woman's neck? (Might have to gimme a lil' hint.)