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[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 64 points 10 hours ago (4 children)

anyone with a real degree in microbiology would know that you cant keep microbes in those little glass balls with little to no oxygen

this is green dye

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 27 minutes ago

You close the microbes in the ball moments before you fire the rockets. They only have to survive the couple of minutes it takes them to reach the target (the pool).

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 11 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

this is literally just a photoshopped/dyed wind chime LOL

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

no, it's either a screenshot from - or an AI replication of - the 1996 movie "The Rock" starring Sean Connery and Nicholas Cage in which the depicted item is a dirty bomb / chemical weapon poised to wipe out San Francisco using Alcatraz as a base of operations.

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I just assumed this gas station/liquor store was selling anal bead strings...

Edit: upon closer inspection, those are hardware cabinets, not shelves stocked with cigarettes. My mistake.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

No hardware store is complete without wares that make you hard.

[–] JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 49 minutes ago

Ah yes, wind chimes. That was my first thought.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Will this turn the frogs green?

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 18 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

Hopefully. Can you believe what the left has done to frogs? A colorful frog

[–] Zink@programming.dev 1 points 36 minutes ago
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

It's crazy how being gay is a lifestyle choice, but the left can also force animals and kids to be gay against their will. Weird that is both of those things simultaneously

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

That's a one good looking frog tho

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Is this the type of frog where I get high if I lick it or does it just kill me or both.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Not only did the chemicals turn the damn frogs gay, it turned them rainbow too!

Even the left made frogs PoLiTiCaL

[–] sniggleboots@europe.pub 30 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

see they even fucking admit it! green die! the left are fucking nuts!!!

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 21 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm literally dyeing over here.

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago

You're so green man..