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US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026
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don't get why men don't just sit anyway.
cleaning up piss is gross.
I'm a large but not huge guy... and if it's a "normal" (not "elongated") toilet bowl, I have to stuff my junk down there, trying to avoid touching the bowl where random others probably have; and then the splashback may be personally affecting me.
Tiny, low-flow toilets also don't save water when I have to use the plunger and flush four times.
valid concerns.
if your piss is thick enough that it requires a plunger for any toilet, you need to seek either a urologist or exorcist out.
Because it’s fun to piss standing up.
it's a luxury piss, and I'll be damned if I don't sit down and take my time while on the clock.