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[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I'm a large but not huge guy... and if it's a "normal" (not "elongated") toilet bowl, I have to stuff my junk down there, trying to avoid touching the bowl where random others probably have; and then the splashback may be personally affecting me.

Tiny, low-flow toilets also don't save water when I have to use the plunger and flush four times.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

valid concerns.

Tiny, low-flow toilets also don't save water when I have to use the plunger and flush four times.

if your piss is thick enough that it requires a plunger for any toilet, you need to seek either a urologist or exorcist out.