Andromeda and the Milky Way shall merge in the most beautiful sex display you’ve ever seen, they will become one in the flesh and yet over millions of years bangin it’s unlikely a single ball will touch. Therefore my thesis of galactic homosexuality is false and our merging is not gay and the socks can be removed.

Thank you for coming to my defense, boring questions will not be allowed.

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 16 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Wait is the Milky Way Galaxy a dude?

All this time I've been inside a man?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We told you the milk was metaphorical.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

We are all made of star jizz.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Finally this makes sense:

NSFW

guy cuming with the force of thousand suns meme

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

It's Milfy Way, sometimes affectionately called Milfky Way.

She has hot flaming balls & a supermassive black hole, imho can't really ask for more.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

The sun is mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace
Where hydrogen is built into helium at a temperature of millions of degrees

[–] finley@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

nobody said it wouldn't be totally hot af

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago

Hot af: confirmed. Warm if true.

[–] davidgro@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

That's old data, there's been a correction.

[–] invertedspear@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The sun is hot, the sun is not a place that you can live.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

But here on Earth, there'd be no life without the light it gives.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Solaire, you idiot, why do you know all that & are looking for it in a black hole??

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I can't wait to see follow ups on this! Thanks for sharing!

[–] KingOfSleep@lemmy.ca 40 points 2 months ago (2 children)

!REMINDME 4.5 billion years

[–] leisesprecher@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

If some bot reacts to this comment, you'll make the developer very unhappy.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 1 points 2 months ago

I meant further research, but I hear you! See you then!

[–] NineMileTower@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

I hope a galaxy hits my house, so I can get out of work.

[–] DeanFogg@lemm.ee 10 points 2 months ago

Keck Cosmic Web Imager

Kek

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

reaching out

touching me

touching you

SWEET CAROLINE ANDROMEDA

~~Edit: no Bostonians here, I see :/~~

E2: wicked fahkin’ pissah

[–] gzerod200@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

BUM BUM BUM

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

There we go.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

When we collide the chances of anything hitting anything else is quite small.

If we scaled down the universe so that our sun was 1mm in diameter then our next closest star would be about ~~17km~~ 18 mi away (earth would be about 4.25 inches away) . Galaxies are so empty they would just sling stars around when they merge/collide.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Mooomm! He's touching me!

science

SWEET ~~CAROLINE~~ ANDROMEDA

SWEET CAROLINE ANDROMEDA