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[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 56 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's like they all miss the "subject to final accounting and receipt of good funds", even the reps they (claim to) speak to, as though that single phrase doesn't show exactly what the issue is. I guess the magical legalese allows them to ignore whatever text is convenient at the time, conveniently.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago

They always read the fine print except when they need to read the fine print.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Honestly, it feels even less final than that. From what I can gather, knowing next to nothing about loans and shit, this looks like they secured financing. This is a financing agreement, and doesn’t that mean that they just owe money to someone else? The lien was removed because someone else fronted them the money, no? Maybe an actual adult that has bought a house or a car can speak on this.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I made the last payment on my student loan I got a similar letter. Something along the lines of "it appears you have made your last payment, but we still need to review the account to confirm. If you dont get another invoice from us then it's all good." I then got an invoice for about $1 which was the interest that gained on the account from the time I mailed the last cheque and the time they cashed it.

I'm going to assume this person sent in something that looked like a payment which triggered the "looks like you made your last payment" letter but then accounting realized the payment was phony and sent an invoice.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, you paid off your student loan and not your great-grandchildren?

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

You're correct. When i refinanced my house i paid off the loan with one company using the loan from the other company.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 47 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I almost feel bad for these people, they think legalese is a magic language and people grift them religiously.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now go look at evangelicals and notice that they are exactly the same.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Jesus said you should let me keep the car for free.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's for a church honey. NEXT

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A lot of overlap on those two groups.

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

For damned sure.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago

C'mon Toyota, they even sent in a sandwich, what more do you want?

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’m really curious about the W4 sammie…

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They believe that the government has a secret account with some millions for each citizen and that it you do the magic, the government will do the buying of things for you.

[–] spongebue@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The same government that has no authority over them because, uh, reasons

[–] stoly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Exactly. It owes them everything while they owe it nothing.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I can't explain it adequately I'm afraid because it gives me a migraine when I try to understand. It's an attempt they make at trying to get taxes paid back from the IRS through magical paperwork is the best of my understanding.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Here is one of their attempts.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Hey, Frank. This guy wants us to audit all these companies.

Goddammit! I thought this was going to be an easy Friday. Let me get my auditing shoes.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Oh wow, they even want the company to tell THEM what they messed up and failed to file.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Go to Johnnie's. Ask for the W4 Sandwich. Best fucking sandwich ya ever had in your life.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

They'll send you an email with a link that you need a password to get into or the attachments are encrypted. I've seen it used mainly in clinics for HIPAA compliance and law offices.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago

Oh those. That seems way too extreme for that correspondence, though.

I think I also had to do some secured email thing to send/get my university transcripts. Like they would send the grad schools I applied to a direct link over secured email, to prevent students from forging or editing them before sending them to grad schools

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Good question.

[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 month ago

It usually just means encrypted or hosted on a password protected site.

[–] orbitz@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

Makes me think of the novel cryptonomicon where the guy had to encrypt and decrypt every message on his finex (may be misremembering that one) laptop.

For those that aren't familiar it's from the late 90s so tech is dated but a pretty fun novel that deals with cryptography, by Neal Stephenson, long but enjoyable.