Political Weirdos

Technically, we do have the ability to control the weather. We’re currently warming the earth but nuclear winter is always available!

Yes, the libs are causing superstorms, melting glaciers, and record-high heat every year. It’s all part of a secret plan to make everyone get rid of oil and drive electric cars, because electric cars turn people gay.

Marjorie Taylor Green admits she's an atheist! Because she believes They are more powerful than God.

Or it was God's plan for Them to do it?

And what's with MGT using pronouns?

It’s batshit crazy that we let this batshit crazy individual own guns.

She wants her own space lasers

Is this how an idiot comes to terms with climate change?

There is a way to provoke rain, but that's about it.

To a very low extent she's somewhat correct. I'll preface by say mtg is an idiot

Cloud seeding is a thing where an aircrafct drops something into clouds and it somewhat adjusts the type of precipitation. And nasa has a machine that simulates extremely loud rockets and it shoots out a mix of hydrogen and oxygen "h2o?" and it creates a cloud that will actually rain. However this is only done in one place i know of and is somewhere in the middle of nowhere Mississippi.

To what extent does mtg think weather can be controlled or created is the question and i imagine she's implying we can steer a hurricane or send tornados to our enemies

My friend owned a car wash he worked on a home made weather dominator. It's actually quite easy all you need is some rubber bands, duct tape, a piece of posiedens trident, gods blessing, a demon turtle named frank who only eats out on Sundays but not every Sunday and my father who went for milk and never came back. Unfortunately he couldn't find the rubber bands so it never came to fruition.

the distant sound of hell march 2 rumbles

We're out here doing rain dances every day.

If "they" can control the weather, why haven't "they" incinerated Trump with a flash of lightning on one of his rallies?

Oh my god I thought it was fake

kinda, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloud_seeding

TLDR: takes bunch of little bits of water in a cloud and turns it into bigger drips of water in cloud -> too heavy and falls as rain

EDIT: didn't realize what the post was specifically about, just wanted to share a cool fact. Sorry abt that.

Ohhh I will never side with Marge, but is that really her account? The username has an extra E? Honest question and I don’t have twitter.

"They" only allow meteorologists to report weather and weatherologists to predict the meteors.

Sure they can, all it takes is a sharpie!

Thaddeus Q. They terminated his weather control experiments in the late nineties. Everyone knows that. It's why the weather was normal until after 9/11 destroyed the transmitter.

Someone needs to remind the slowest member of Congress again about the difference between fiction and nonfiction. There's no Flash Rogue's Gallery villains hiding in a secret base somewhere.