And yet a dump rump is still worse.
this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2024
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I didn't know what either of those mean.
shit-ass is bad. E.g. I have a shitass lawnmower so it takes a long time.
And poop butt is good? This poop-butt device mows the lawn in seconds. ???
Poop butts aren't good, but they're not bad either. They're just something you have to deal with when you have pets or a baby.
And shit-ass is what you have to deal with when babies become teenagers?
Lmao, no actually. I'm not sure I've ever hesrd someone say that.
Lol my inner dialoge can't read "shit-ass" in any other voice than Sweet Dee from Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Huh. I would say my mower is shitty or a pain in the ass, but it would never occur to me to say shitass. Maybe it's regional?
Maybe. Or, maybe you're just shit ass at keeping up with what people say.
Thats probably it. I've been pretty busy dealing with a poop butt.
And I'm guessing a “poop butt” is to be taken literally.
"poop butt" is my elderly house cat when she needs a little help cleaning up after using the sand box.
"shit ass" describes the character of my state's Lieutenant Governor.
Poop butt can't help themselves, shit ass can but chooses not to
Hello fellow Texan. Load 20 friends into your truck and take them to vote!
I'm a tarheel not a shitkicker.
We say poo butt... What an odd thing to have in common with a stranger on the internet lmao
Disagree. While unconventional, the phrases would appear to be interchangeable.
If I wanted to call someone a shit ass near a 10 year old I might call them a poop butt.
Fudgy booty
To me, a baby is often a poop butt because of the diaper. Teenagers are often shit asses because they're rebelling.
That shit ass has a poop butt
My little poop butt can be a real shit ass
I like it
Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole
I've seen this a couple times and not sure how I feel about it. I think its because the joke and content it's self is honestly brilliant. Like its such an original take on such a common everyday subject. Then even though I now his delivery of being the adapting foreigner is his shtick, I still just don't like his ability to perom. I might have to check how his more current bits are cuz like installed I think the jokes are great, I just feel he might be a better writer than performer.
My dogs are poop butts.
My sister is a shit ass.
On that note, when people take a shit, where do they take it, and why?
I tend to leave my shit, not take it. Sometimes I even flush my shit. 💩
I have been looking for an excuse to share this clip that has been haunting me for over a year:
Thank you for giving a shit 👍
What did I just watch? I feel like I’ve just had enough internet for one day, and it’s not even lunch time yet.
has been stuck in my head now for...maybe closer to 2 years?
I assume they take it to another toilet or a compost pile. Maybe they need a fecal transplant and don't have health insurance.
Shit that’s a dank ass poop