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It's date night (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/4chan@lemmy.world
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[–] spacesatan@lemm.ee 116 points 10 months ago (2 children)

At least use a cute anime girl like a normal lonely weirdo.

[–] Sabata11792@ani.social 10 points 10 months ago

Annon missed his chance to have spaghetti with Shiori.

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Jokes on you, I do this with my wife in the room.

[–] BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

We will only be jealous if your wife is a cute anime girl.

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 62 points 10 months ago

It's pretty accurate, she isn't actually eating any spaghetti, she's just sitting there resigned, with her chin resting on her hand, staring vacantly into space, not listening to Anon.

[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 45 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Anon could be having spaghetti with Will Smith instead

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

"Keep my wife's spaghetti out of your mouth!"

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Aaah, look at all the lonely people

[–] XTL@sopuli.xyz 26 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all come from?

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

All the lonely people... Where do they all belong?

(4chan, the answer is 4chan)

[–] Spiralvortexisalie@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Eleanor Rigby

Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been.

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Lives in a dream

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I love that song, but i prefer Thrice's version as that's how i first heard it.

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's really sad. People aren't meant to be lonely.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

It is, but the beatles song is lovely

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 35 points 10 months ago

if you would like to do the same

Thanks but I'll pass, buddy

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 32 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Sad

[–] Lightor@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Legit sad

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

based

[–] python@programming.dev 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My husband currently isn't living with me, so the highlight of my week is feeding my snake and having dinner next to her vivarium while she swallows her rat. Sometimes she just pulls the rat into her hide though and I have to eat alone :(

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (2 children)

eating dinner in awkward silence or talking to the screen?

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

There is italian music playing

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Anon freezes when trying to come up with something to say

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Anon sounds like me

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I coulda sworn I saw a similar one where the guy took his Pokemon card out on a date.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago

Abby Shapiro?

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Found the one I was thinking of:

Turns out there are plenty of examples of people taking body pillows on a date.

[–] pixelscript@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Aww... That Marnie cover is one-of-a-kind.

Pity. It's far and away the nicest one I've seen.

[–] babybus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

Bye, losers, I have a date tonight!

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 4 points 10 months ago

Based.