This means there was at least one meeting where this plan was discussed and approved by multiple staffers who have jobs and salaries and manage to find their way to work and back home at night.
this post was submitted on 18 Dec 2024
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Likely it cost more to have said meeting than the ps5 itself
I can almost guarantee that one of them wanted the PS5 for themselves, and insisted on swapping it out so they could take the console.
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I swear The Boys gets more and more blatant with how evil Corporate America is, but cmon, this episode is just completely ridiculous. Not even Homelander would be that ev....
Wait this happened in a REAL Sportsball game? This is not a bit? sugh
I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed
It’s absolutely amazing to me that they didn’t realize this was gonna cause a backlash.
Right? Like, I don't understand in what universe did this seem like a good idea?
They actually read the fucking kid's letter to Santa live at the Stadium, and only pretended to give him a PS5? This is basically bullying the poor guy.
"Ooooh, this is a letter to Santa. My mistake. I thought you meant Satan! Like we would pretend to give you a gift and then Satan would take it away."
Was it even the kid's letter to begin with? The whole thing just seems like a setup.
If it was setup, then why the fuck didn't they just have the letter say he wanted the Jersey of his favorite Hornets player and aovid this shit? That just makes it even more incompetent.
PS5 seems more plausible that a kid would want, in my mind. 🤷♂️ But yeah. Pretending to do anything at all seems like a bad idea to begin with.
I feel like this is so boneheaded that it has to be the case where the staff member in charge of this giveaway just wanted to keep the PS5 themselves and thought the kids wouldn't complain about the ol' switcheroo! This just even sounds like something Michael Scott would have done in The Office.
No, Michael Scott is a moron, not a jackass. He wouldn't pull this shit. He's tone deaf, he constantly thinks he's doing the right thing without realizing why what he's doing has the opposite of the intended effect even when it's obvious to everyone else. Giving a kid something he wants and then taking it away when no one's look is a move of calculated evil.
He'd imply heavily a PS5 then give the kid a Jersey, at no point would he actually have the thing in the kid's hand and then take it back.
Maybe that's just me, but I don't see Michael Scott as a character that would knowingly choose to do something immoral. He'd do a bad deed, but without realizing it.
Mike Scott's more the "We're taking away free tampons on the women's room, because we just don't have the money for luxury goods." type, who's then baffled when he's called sexist because he legitimately believed tampons were a luxury. Not the "Promote a woman? Are you insane? This is a man's office sweetheart!" type.
I could totally see Dwight taking the PS5 for himself and mocking the kid over it though. Even then he'd do it out of Chaos, not Evil.
Michael kidnapped a pizza delivery boy because he didn't want to pay full prize. This fits right in.
Top tier analysis. Thank you.
I've been playing as Michael Scott in that Funko Fusion game, I've been doing "The Thing" stages as him, because it's the funniest thing I can imagine happening.
It has gotten me thinking a lot about the character and how he'd behave.
Ah so you are classically trained.
Season 1 Michael was a bit more of a jackass though. Maybe he could've done it.
It'd be nice if people stopped acting like fucking psychos.
$500 for good press or $0 for bad. Looks like Charlotte is as bad at math as they are at basketball.
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Certain headlines get really funny if you pretend sports don't exist.
Or, in my case for this particular situation, if you are a foreigner and are missing a lot of context for American Sports.
The writer of this article is definitely a hornet.
The skit that "missed the mark"
What fucking cheapskates.
Do they make their players turn out their pockets after each game in case they picked up some loose change off the ground too? Lol
PlayStations?
Children.
I thought that was still ongoing, what with all the school shootings
Still a work in progress. Christian School recently, so I guess Bibles and the ten commandments in the classroom doesn't stop anything. Who would have thought?
See this is why everyone hates Hornets, first the bullshit with the not making any honey and then this shit. They're so aggressive.
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The only conceivable explanation is that the person who planned this sees audience members as less than human.
Reminds me of the time some asshole tried to switch some kid who was meant to walk out on the field with Zlatan with his own and got caught Link: https://youtu.be/NFYN3bY0kc8
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