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[–] Magnetic_dud@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 hours ago

The manager who approved this need to be fired. Programs need to ask permission to the user before installing, especially when they're not device drivers.

This is literal malware and there's also a chance that it might be exploited (example: a mitm Attack exchanges the file that armory crate is downloading)

This kind of Easter egg is not funny at all, developers must avoid undocumented time bombs. I still remember that day 15 years ago when I turned on my Wii and it said that the system files were corrupted. After hours of reverting a full nand backup via bootmii (and losing 2 years of game saves) it turned out that it was a funny April's fool by crediar, which put a fake system corruption message when you run his program on April 1st. Problem is that his program was a loader for the system menu so it was unavoidable if you didn't know that.

Like me, there must be someone paranoid that saw that black bar on the screen, saw a weird Christmas.exe running on their system, and starting wiping or restoring old images to "clean" that.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

the wreath has a memory leak

modern app design and its consequences

[–] theterrasque@infosec.pub 4 points 5 hours ago

More like old app design. It's much harder (but of course fully doable) to have a memory leak in modern languages.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 19 points 14 hours ago

WDYM "malware like"? It is malware.

[–] Flashback956@feddit.nl 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Another reason to not buy any Asus stuff.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 16 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Now ask the non-Christians need to do a class action lawsuit lol

[–] oo1@lemmings.world 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"do not panic – your device is not compromised."

meme(always has been)

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 20 points 22 hours ago

if someone not you installing crap you dont want isn't compromised then i dont what is

[–] zerofk@lemm.ee 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There is nothing wrong with your device. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical.

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

...We control the treble, and all your bass belongs to us too.

/incredibly ancient joke

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[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 358 points 1 day ago (38 children)

When you turn on your PC and notice that there’s a huge Christmas banner on your desktop, do not panic – your device is not compromised.

Hah, well a vendor just pushed unapproved executable to the device and ran it without consent. Under any definition or other context it's definitely compromised.

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[–] Shimitar@feddit.it 29 points 1 day ago

Somebody should create a windows executable to be placed in the WPBT that silently install Linux on first windows boot....

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