this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
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Risa

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[–] teft@startrek.website 53 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 26 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

What about some Klingon foreplay?

[–] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 years ago

This IS sex!

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Quark can tell you all about that

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 3 points 2 years ago

That's some vanilla shit.

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm here to read, not to breed

He has an elegant confidence

[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Interesting kink

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 52 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] PelicanPersuader@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

That's it. That's the one. Hooooo boy.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.

[–] evidences@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.

[–] Wrongleverkrunk@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

If you can afford to wager strips. I play for bars.

[–] AGD4@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

RIP to your back.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles... minus the erotic part.

[–] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.

[–] jackoneill@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Holy crap I read that in his voice

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 years ago

Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:

[–] kat_angstrom@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.

[–] the_sisko@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

It's not even close!

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
  1. Hands down.

"Let's go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet."

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's not beastiality when the targ is actually a changeling.

[–] Pancito@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

This is quality content.

[–] Maultasche@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago

7 All of the above

[–] Zink@programming.dev 6 points 2 years ago

“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“

“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”

The Risa episode with Worf was awful. It made him look like an asshole. The part that explained it was because of the trauma he suffered was so poorly executed it was kinda just brushed off. Also the very idea of trying to enforce morality on a planet dedicated to hedonism is extremely stupid.

The only redeeming part of the entire thing is when Leeta reveals she broke up with Julian because she was into Rom.

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

What about licking the head spooooooon clean

[–] MechKit@beehaw.org 3 points 2 years ago

I could always use a good massage.