I thought this was computer chips at first, but I still support it.
I'm pretty sure that cookie companies do this with cookies and cream ice cream.
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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I want Doritos dust ice cream now.
Buy 2 cartons on vanilla ice cream. Eat 1. Now scoop half of the second one into the empty 1st carton so you have 2 half cartons.
Now go eat a family size bag of dorritos. What? You're trying to tell me you're not sitting there in your greasy sweatpants that haven't been washed in 2 weeks, after having JUST eaten an entire carton of ice cream BY YOURSELF, and you're going to say that the family size dorritos is too much for you? Pssshhhh!!!! Stop lying. You're not fooling anybody about your dietary habits. Everybody knows.
So, now that you've eaten the whole bag of dorritos, you should have a pretty decent size amount of small bits that are too small to be called chips. And a thick layer of dust. Now, put the mostly empty bag on the table, and just start punching it like life has punched your hopes and dreams in life. You thought you were going to grow up and be a big important business guy who carried a briefcase, and shoots a gun in business meetings because someone brought the wrong kind of coffee. Instead you work at starbucks and get yelled at by the guy who's about to be shot for bringing the wrong kind of coffee. You intentionally made it wrong so you knew he'd get shot. ORDER FOR BRETT!!!! Brett's going to die doing what he loves. Getting shot.
Now all those bits should also be dust, so you should have a fair bit amount of dust. Don't snort it! It's not cocaine! Instead, go snort a line of cocaine, because cocaine IS cocaine, and you have 15 strippers in your living room and a bag full of cocaine just ready to THIS IS THE FEDS!!!
BOOM! FRONT DOOR IS BREACHED!
HANDS ON THE GROUND!!! GET DOWN! GET DOWN!!!
funky music plays, all the feds dance in a dance party
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground! Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground! Gold in your mouth! Hat turned sideways, pants hit the ground, call yourself a cool cat! Pick em up!
.....what were we talking about again?
Have you ever gotten stoned and spent all day eating Doritos and jerking off than woken up with an orange extra cheesy dick?
That was a trip
@dannyboy@sh.itjust.works me too! The fact that I wasn't alone in making this mistake kind of goes to show the kind of people on fedi lol
Ha, yeah, computer chip bites would make for some serious fiber in the diet.
Wha....no! You don't EAT them. You sell them you linux youtubers who say that they can't run linux on these old broken microchips. And they pull out their soddering gun, and say "BITCH I WILL END YOU!!!"
Actually they're not that aggressive. They probably say something they think sounds cool and threatening, but is more comic book cool than real life cool.
"With his trusty soddering gun in hand, linux man uses a vast knowledge of inner workings of electronics to repair any electronic no matter how demanding, in a never ending quest to prove that micro linux can run on ANYTHING!!!"
and then the delivery guy is like "Yeah, that's great. Sign here for your package, dork."
Me too! I was remembering the Intel incident when they discovered processors didn't calculate math correctly and turned a batch into keychains. I still have mine somewhere ...
I just now realized you are talking about food
I though this was Silicon dust from a fab
Not as tasty.
That's what I thought too. Must be all the "AI" this and "NVidia" that dominating news.
Would make a good topping for mac n cheese.
Here in the states you can get Kraft mac n cheese flavored like Cheetos (regular or flamin hot) and cool ranch Doritos.
Baked chicken breading
Nice. I remember having a Doritos topped Mac' n Cheese
But then what will they make Pringles out of?
Tennis ball scraps since they already share cans?
Tastes already like seasoned cardboard.
Thats how All Dressed chips are made.
Hmmm, just looked. Still a bit big compared to dust.
I would imagine they've tuned their lines well enough there's not enough waste for all whole product line. It probably already goes in the bags to hit exact weights.
Or it gets sold as animal food.
Maybe
You're copying the idea of brilliant entrepreneur Chabuddy G.
That's exactly what I was thinking. Peanut Dust!
People Just Do Nothing is one of my favorite shows.
Nice. I don't see his idea on the shelf... Tell him to get his shit in gear!
I always wanted hot funyun powder fundip equivalent
Well, I def like regular funyuns... So, a whole line of fundips is a good idea.
It works for pretzels.
Yes, I've had Hanover's.
Isn’t that how Pringles are made.
Pringles are actually grown on potatoe trees, each leaf is a Pringle harvested at the perfect time.
Ooh! I'm in if you do breakfast cereals too!
Not corn flakes. The good cereals! Get me a big ol bag of Fruity Pebbles dust! I'll deep fry chicken in THAT!
good cereal
The what?
The ones that WEREN'T invented to keep us from masturbating.
Sure
I know a place that uses dorito crumbs on a burger, so this makes sense.
Nice
They do this with pretty much everything already, honestly surprised this is the first time I've heard of this specific idea.