This is why the quantum expander device is helpful
this post was submitted on 15 Feb 2025
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It's like how computer scientists just stick scree drivers or soldering irons into tower pcs all day.
Like this:
WTF are "tweasers"??? Apparently they're so small that an alternate spelling was needed 🤣
Quantum tweezers change text based on observation
Twæsers
Love it! Mai brain!
owo tweasews
Yeah, it's not called "tweaser", it's "crispr"
Hey baby, are you DNA helicase, because I wanna unzip your genes 😏
Wouldn't that be "are you DNA helicase, because I want you to unzip my genes?"
If the other person is the enzyme, then they are the unzipper.
I butchered it
No no, that's a different enzyme to cut your DNA!
Exo- or endo-nuclease!
Hey bebe, are you polyamerous, because I wanna split you between two canonical splice sites 😏
The tweezers are hard but why does no one talk about gluing the strands back together? How many students drop out of graduate school because their double helix looks like a ladder? It's so hard!
This reminds me of the ASMR video I watched where this person removed my cranial nerves for cleaning and I was so immersed that I was kind of weirded out and upset by their sudden theft.
Wow, I don't think a single one of those people even know what a soldering iron is.
The guy taking a drill to the motherboard got a good chuckle out of me.
I like this one:
The Solderer
When a retired assassin repairs a personal computer belonging to the daughter of the President of the United States, something, something, a lot of kicking and grunting. Starring Jason Statham
You losers are still using mechanical tweezers? I upgraded to optical tweezers long ago.
Genetic aestheticians.
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