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[–] TalesFromTheKitchen@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I wish I was that extroverted. I mean that's 19 free meals and a nickname, what else do you want?

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

After the 15th time people started getting suspicious

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But it was the 20th that really gave him away.

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Always quit while you're ahead

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

“It’s heart attack guy. He wants his usual.”

[–] BigPapaE@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Triple bacon cheeseburger with onion rings?

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Big Costanza energy.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From the headline, I thought this was twenty fake heart attacks for one meal. That would have been funnier. It’s still pretty funny that he did this at twenty distinct restaurants.

I’m gonna try doing it how I first read it. Omg, heart attack! Wait I’m better. Oh no, it’s happening again! Whew, false alarm. Holy shit, I’m dying! …

[–] Sludgehammer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

They didn't buy the first 19 fake heart attacks, but he really sold it the twentieth time.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This would never work in the US. The ambulance bill would be 5x higher than the restaurant bill.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Must be one expensive meal to be 1/20th the cost of an American ambulance.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

$50 vs $1000, rough approximations

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My last ambulance ride was $3,400. After insurance I was still on the hook for 1,700 iirc

[–] crit@links.hackliberty.org 1 points 1 year ago

Jesus Christ and y'all still live in the US??