Thanks Magic
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Thanks Magic!
Damn I miss this. The offseason has been so long.
Thanks, Magic
Its like chatgpt api has been integrated into his twitter. Lol
ChatGPT’s text is much more human than Magic’s tweets
Not a high bar, but you're absolutely right
Magic Johnson should get together with the ownership group of the Redskins to fire the entire coaching staff and to find a decent coaching staff. Not tweeting about the Fakers.
Lmao it’s funny and sad being a Nuggets and Commanders fan looking at his tweets
Gracias magico .
In other news the grass is green, Ben Simmons can’t shoot threes, and the all star game will be meaningless
Learned? My mans, they just had a ring ceremony
Lace them up Magic
In Africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
"Tonight we learned..."?
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?
WE ARE OFFICIALLY BACK IN THE NBA SEASON
- Magic, probably
Huge if true.
Magic is here for everyone who misses John Madden
Never change Magic.
You can almost pencil in the Nuggets and Bucks in the Finals. My Lakers are not built to contend with the Nuggets.
That would be such a great finals
I swear people acting like the suns don’t got a super team
one game but Suns struggled against GSW without Draymond and Klay shooting like raw ass. Not a super start for a super team.
Beal is injured and their 2nd unit aren't gonna be taking huge minutes. Maybe 2 or 3 of them but still lol
You forget that their 3rd star didn't play? Or just intentionally ignoring it?
Missing Draymond AND Klay shooting like shit should be more than enough to cover lack of Beal. I also think Beal is not going to matter as much as most people do.
The overreactions on this sub are insane.
You guys are literally penciling the finals based off the first game of the season.
May as well not watch at that point.
I think we can get there with another trade or luck, but as currently constructed nah
thanks Magic
We are being raped by two men, please send help.
Please, if anyone is reading this send help! Recently two men who live in the building my flock nests on have started to kidnap and rape us.
Michael was sunning his feathers yesterday when he was grabbed by a large black man who brutally raped his cloaca until he was shooting blood out of it in addition to piss and shit.
The man kept saying “you like this don’t you?” And “That‘a good birdussy.” We all watched in horror as Michael was torn asunder by the man’s giant cock. Shortly after Michael died. He was cooing in my wings as he took his last breath. I will never forget his last words: “Worth it.”
I don’t know when they are coming back, but I am sure they will. If someone can call the ASPCA or PETA please do, I would myself, but don’t have fingers to dial a telephone number.
Magic deep in his bag with this one
Really controversial take here. Reminds me of the Norm Mcdonald hitler bit, "This guy hitler I've been reading about, was a really bad dude right?"
Or we learned that the Lakers are actually just mid
The ol rally the troops after the first game of the season
Magic "Captain Obvious" Johnson
What an impeccable analysis
Deep fr
Theres no shot he isn’t doing this on purpose and is fully aware of the joke
Magic with the hot take
So fucking astute. God damn.
The man does not miss
I thought we learned that in April/may?
I think this one is a joke guys
Lol "world" champions
You mean germany?
I was watching the Nuggets game last night and thought to myself "Wow, they might really have something here with this Jokic guy."