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Yelling at various department managers and threatening to call Musk might work for the agencies they’ve gutted, but yeah fucking with any fire department during an active wildfire…I don’t care who you are, you’re gonna have a bad time. Possibly shovel related.
They look like my dad after he finds a new jacket at Costco.
A couple of terms that need to be resurrected and put into common use during this MAGA Occupation:
Reminder: pronounce DOGE as “doggy” to deny them legitimacy
Or just DGE like it would be if it were an actual bureau, DOGE is what they want because it minimizes legitimacy of government itself.
I've been pronouncing it "doogie" because it makes it seem as silly as it is
I like your approach. It certainly makes me think of how all the people involved are like way too young.
I’m going to keep going with “doggy” because it reinforces to me how the decision making is on par with toddler logic
Tyler Hassen and Bryton Shang are fascist toadies.
this whole organization runs exactly like a Seth Rogen / Michael Cera / Jonah Hill movie, except no one is likeable.
Ya know when you're a teenager and you have these delusions of grandure, and think the world would work just fine if you were allowed to run it, because these "Stupid Adults don't know ANYTHING!"
That's DOGE
“Stupid Adults don’t know ANYTHING!”
I mean... these are adults.
Only if you look at their chronological age and not their behavior.
All I'm saying is is that I could have absolutely have done a better job as a teenager then these fuckwits.
Fucking morons.
Bout sums it up.
failed PR attempt
Smart people thinking they know everything. I know plenty of preteens that are the same way. They don't seem to understand there's a difference between knowledge and wisdom.
Elon Musk needs to be tried and sentenced to death given the level of his crimes committed in and to the US.
Imagine Bryton and Tyler showing up at your workplace in the middle of a crisis to take selfies and tweet about how they fixed your problems.
It feels like the plot of an episode of Parks and Rec, but like, stupider, and not funny at all
These idiots actually thought the only reason the fires were still burning is because someone hasn't opened up a faucet yet, and that no one else but them have thought of it.
Flying across states for a photo op? Taxpayer money well spent—if you're making satire.
🐱
Domestic terrorist, got it
The fucking idiots were not just wasting water, they were depleting the reservoirs. That water will be sorely missed in the dry season.
I would reiterate a point I have made several times that Trump has taken actions a number of times that seem to me to not be a great idea for agriculture. That's a little surprising, since agriculture is normally a Republican stronghold.
This was all by design. It’s meant to fuck over this year’s harvest and drive food prices up.
You get it.
They should have been arrested.
They should have ~~been arrested~~ had the absolute shit beat out of them.
Our boys in blue are fully capable of doing both.
There needs to be more articles like this that calls them out by name. It’s easy to name Trump and Musk, but call out the cronies too!
Too much credit is given to Trump, which means that if Trump leaves office people will think everything is fixed despite all the other people who steer Trump towards his worst impulses will still be around wreaking havoc.
Trump is 90% a figurehead for the shitty conservatives who wrote Project 2025. He didn't come up with most of this stuff, he is just going along with it. The 10% of the time things are his idea are fucking terrible too, but he definitely doesn't deserve most of the credit.
Everyone take a look at these jeanuses.
it's not about the water, it's about OBEYING them. If Trump, his oligarchs or their puppets tell you to jump you jump or ask 'how high' but don't question them and surely don't disobey them
And that's the problem. If everyone replied "fuck you, no" when ordered to jump, MAGA would be powerless. It's obedience that empowers them. Resist at every step, force them to expend all their effort on small victories. There are more of us than them and we can grind them down. They're soft.
No need to grind when they have soft, very-white underbellies.
if everyone replied 'of course sir right this way' and bagged these fuckers up or led them to fake controls not connected to anything every time they tried to pull shit shit, they would also be a lot less willing. you aren't even limited to being rude.
subtle sabotage or open athletic engagement are totally on the menu, and even the worst backlash is likely to have a much smaller body count than obeying these fucks.
as a reminder: dysfunctional decision making at this scale can and will get people killed. people are going to go hungry over this water shit. people have already died from the USAID cuts. if you obey, you are likely to be killing vulnerable people.
if you obey honestly, you are killing people. if you have been complicit in DOGE fuckery, you are guilty of manslaughter, possibly at scale, even if no court will ever convict you. your hands will never again be clean. make sure you're okay with that before you protect your job.
or open athletic engagement
Why did my dumb ass immediately think "what, like challenge them to a triathlon or something?" when I read that
F*cking idiots.
