Mind control cereal
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2025
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I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?
Too much taco bell
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
Death by simulation crashing.
Or if going by the actual username and not the display name: Death By Air Conditioner Crashing On My Head Beacause I'm Too Indecisive To Choose Anything
spoiler
Aka: The Chidi Death
Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
Some kind of ancient forest spirit emerges from the woods, consumes my soul and leaves my body in a coma before fading back into the trees without a trace.
then one day you wake up an acorn and you feel yourself reaching for the sky
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
I would not be the only one
Cat.
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
Well, my username is because I got tired of a website only allowing you to set opening all links in new tabs if you had an account, so it might be hard to die by internet tab. I also religiously close tabs as soon as I'm done, so I never have that many open. If we can loosen the rules: drowns by bad genie wish in tab cola.
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So many ways...
Just broke.
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
I get ackshually'd to death in the comments. 💀
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Impressively.
I cant die because some asshole cup threw me off a cliff and turned me into a Hylander.
In the middle of the night with nary a sound to be heard.
Some catty wampas, likely.
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
🤷♂️
No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
No idea
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Yokai
I'll live for eternity I guess. Really don't want that tbh
A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
In a blaze of TexMex
In the dark.
quickly
Death by human error... sounds about right.
I'm not sure of the details but hazmat will be involved and it'll probably make the news.