A 60ft wave off Mullaghmore, Ireland
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Hmmm. I dunno.
I guess at 2:13 in the morning/night.
Yokai
Jurassic park comes true - so worth it, at least for the others.
OD'ing on cold/flu medication
Just ducks!
Probably painfully
It would be whelming. Just so.
Fighting a bear for its ass in elwynn forest.
Taking a stroll past the knife factory.
Ocean
Splooooooosh.
Kabloooooowie
Suddenly and all over the place
Shamefully.
I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.
anonymously
I get murder suicided
I am hereby consigned and sentenced to death by royal order of his majesty Dominus Thrax, hero of all.
I really shouldn't be such a contrarian, especially when it comes to faustian deals with magical deep space clones...
A sloth, so I'm sure it will be a slow death.
Working in a server system and it falls on me, if there's a afterlife I'll see the name of system was named "zee"
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No doubt, it would be an epic tale.
Napping with a kat?
🤷♂️
To flick snot, you gotta pick your nose.
Let's just say I delved too geedily and too deep and started brain pickin'.
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In a blaze of TexMex
The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness
Death by giant space hamster.
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
Pulverized and set adrift as an interstellar cloud
Mashing Keys
That's a good question...
Awkwardly, and involving a turtle
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
Ummmm I get smothered maybe? Idk or they rise up in numbers and kill me some other way.