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[–] Cirocg@feddit.it 1 points 6 days ago
[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Omelette survived the abortion... somehow

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You need to break some eggs to... You know

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

It's the scrambling of the eggs that hurts the baby.

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com -4 points 6 days ago
[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 110 points 1 week ago (2 children)

If instead of ignoring meaning, we ignored cultural context, Lucifer is a great one. Sounds nice, means light bringer.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 27 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The cultural context on this is weird, because it's even used for Jesus in the book of Revelation.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like one of those gothic names that doesn’t fit the woman until she’s around 60. Aunt Chlamydia, or something.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Aunt Chlamydia and her room-mate Auntie Biotic

Toxic Yuri energy

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[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] yngmnwntr@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 week ago
[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 44 points 1 week ago
[–] satanmat@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fellatia

Actually had someone suggest this ; and had to explain it

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 1 points 6 days ago

This also made me think of the love interest from Saul of the Mole Men named Fallopia

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[–] don@lemm.ee 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] isyasad@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Most metals work pretty well

  • Aluminum
  • Bismuth
  • Mercury
  • Nickel (some people are already named this, but spelled Nicole)

Nickel... spelled Nicole

That's some crazy pronunciation if those two sound similar.

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[–] boses@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] Branquinho@lemmy.eco.br 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] comfy@lemmy.ml 1 points 6 days ago

Malaria is already very similar to Valeria.

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[–] avguser@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

Severus Snape's little brother, Syphilis Snape.

[–] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Chasity is an existing creepy one.

Prudence
Goodfaith
Temperance
Obedience
Sexwon't

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I have met multiple people called Prudence

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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

ITT people just listing good pet names lol

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

A lot of pets are going to be named after STDs in that case.

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[–] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Filet Mignon

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago
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