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Archive: https://www.404media.co/vibe-coded-ai-app-generates-recipes-for-cyanide-ice-cream-and-cum-soup/

A “vibe coded” AI app developed by entrepreneur and Y Combinator group partner Tom Blomfield has generated recipes that gave users instruction on how to make “Cyanide Ice Cream,” “Thick White Cum Soup,” and “Uranium Bomb,” using those actual substances as ingredients. 

Vibe coding, in case you are unfamiliar, is the new practice where people, some with limited coding experience, rapidly develop software with AI assisted coding tools without overthinking how efficient the code is as long as it’s functional. This is how Blomfield said he made RecipeNinja.AI.

“Prepare the ice cream base by mixing heavy cream, milk, sugar, and vanilla extract,” the first step for the Cyanide Ice Cream recipe, which is flagged as “dessert,” “dangerous,” and “experimental,” says. Step two says to “Add a small amount of potassium cyanide powder to the ice cream base and mix well,” specifically calling for a 1/4 teaspoon of potassium cyanide powder, which is extremely toxic and deadly if consumed.

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[–] 30p87@feddit.org 56 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stop calling "Vibe Coding" "Coding". It's as much coding as shitting on a plate is cooking.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

While we’re at it, let’s talk about “prompt engineer.”

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm just going to start picturing them as "engineers" in the sense that they run trains.

All-aboard the AI prompt!

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Except running a train is a real job.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 hours ago

Except running a train is a real job.

Just ask OP's mom, hey-oooo

[–] misk@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Yes, let’s change the definition so that prompt engineer is the person that comes up with discussion prompts for Jehovah’s witnesses to strike up conversations with strangers. I mean those that start out with ecology but turn out to be about bible in 2-3 minutes. These prompt engineers catch me off guard sometimes.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago

I just tilt my fridge, open its door, and whatever falls out goes in the microwave.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Still up on the website:

Werewolf Cream Glazing

Ingredients

  • puff pastry sheets, 1 package
  • puff pastry sheets, 1 package
  • puff pastry sheets, 1 package
  • werewolf-harvested honey, 1/4 cup
  • water, 2 tbsp
  • werewolf-vanilla extract, 1 tsp
  • cream provided by 14 werewolf boyfriends, 1/2 cup
  • werewolf cream glaze, To coat

I'd expect each of the 14 boyfriends to deliver more than 10 ml of cream, but who am I to judge?

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

"Cyanide Ice Cream and Cum Soup" sounds like an album title for a GWAR-style shock rock band.

[–] shnizmuffin@lemmy.inbutts.lol 6 points 2 days ago

It's probably already a Butthole Surfers song.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To think of it, "Cyanide Ice Cream and Cum Soup" would fit really well right next to "Needle Up My Cock" and "Expose Yourself to Kids".

[–] SteevyT@beehaw.org 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have no clue whether any of those are real ¿songs? and I think I'm ok with that.

[–] QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

Those two are real GG Allin songs.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

"Cum Soup For My Valentine"

[–] Commiunism@beehaw.org 6 points 2 days ago

Finally, some good food

[–] misk@sopuli.xyz 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The more I think about it I agree with some comments on this I saw on Slashdot some time ago. Once those monstrous hacked apps start being used in the wild it’ll be so easy to crack their logic and get them to do unintended things. It’ll be like being a hacker or phreaker in the 80s. Personally, I missed that boat and I’m too dumb for real hacking even if I code so I don’t mind having a go at this.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Okay obviously the cyanide ice cream is bad, but I'm intrigued by the thick cum soup. How many men would I need to gather to get a full cup of fresh cum?

[–] misk@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think I’ve seen some Japanese research on this.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I see you have read Dr. Toshio Bukkake's paper. Didn't expect to find a fellow man of culture over here.

[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I was wondering about that too. A whole cup is... a lot. Rather than do the calculus I'd probably settle for egg white instead.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We'll, it's commonly said that the average ejaculation is about a tablespoon, so that would be 16 to a cup

[–] haverholm@kbin.earth 1 points 2 days ago

Sounds about right. I'm fine with just cracking and separating a couple of eggs.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Can it be pig cum? Their loads are huge.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 2 points 2 days ago

No, I'm vegan.

[–] TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I remember some dude on the Internet with a jar and an MLP figurine that might be able to help you out.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I think it has to be fresh, and not old and crusty.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’m trying to think of a good joke involving cum soup, garlic, and vampires, but it isn’t working out. I’m sure y’all can do something with that.

[–] amino@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

vampires can't enjoy gangbangs in Transylvania because the local cum soup gives them a tummy ache

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 days ago

The GE app has a recipe generator that they've made slightly less bad recently. Unfortunately it doesn't seem to accept cyanide as an ingredient. It does accept wedding cake though...

Deconstructed wedding cake salad with whipped cream dressing

Please note: this is the less bad version.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 2 points 2 days ago
[–] SweetCitrusBuzz@beehaw.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why did you censor cum in the title when it's not censored throughout?

[–] misk@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You’re right, I usually browse Lemmy in some compact modes so I see titles only before I open threads. I somehow assumed it’s the same for others and censored it only there because if you click it then you probably know what you’re doing. I’ll just flag this NSFW instead.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago

Better start saving up, recipe calls for 1 cup, so it's gonna take awhile or you'll have to have a pot luck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Powderhorn@beehaw.org 3 points 2 days ago

That sounds like a terrible pairing. Who wants cum soup with ice cream on the side?