And sometimes you convince 77 million of the dumbest motherfuckers on planet earth that Novichok is "medicine".
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This medicine tastes suspiciously like borscht.
Trump says he doesn’t want stocks to go down, “But I’m a fucking idiot that doesn’t know how these things work.”
The original phrasing is worse because he’s saying “I know they’re going down, I know it sucks for poors, but I don’t give a shit. It’s literally a price I’m willing to have them pay on my behalf.”
God I hope you guys Mussolini that prick.
Both can be true.
Ex-TV show host with several bankrupted casino to his credit should not be prescribing medicine.
Only you, Donald Trump, should be taking medicine.. all the time.
Maybe, but this is as stupid as taking double chemo when you don't have cancer.
I mean, chemo is primarily used for cancer - however it is also used to treat some autoimmune and blood disorders.
I assume you mean as a healthy person though, which yeah... sounds miserable if you have no reason.
Yes I mean as a healthy person, I thought it was specifically for Cancer it was called chemo.
Yes you have to inject bleach sometimes for no reason and then recover from a totally ridiculous decision.
The medicine is thalidomide
You guys ready for orange monday ?
So 1923 also was medicin?
Tariffs are economic medicine just like ivermectin is viral medicine.
So his statement is correct, but his application of it is criminally negligent.
But sometimes, presidents need to be impeached for the country to survive.
I thought you didn’t have to take medicine though? Hmmm
It might have been better for everyone if he had taken syphilis medicine
So do you Trump. You just need to take a different kind of medicine. I won't say which one. I don't need to get disappeared.
Agreed. I'd like you to stick around. I think I recall the cure you're referring to. Must be taken internally.
Be sure to use the handy applicator device!
So funny thing I just got banned on reddit for something like calling for explicit violence. My crime: a comment consisting of this image and only this image
They may take our freedom of speech, but they'll never take our sense of humor, because it was never there to begin with
OK, but I want to know the important news:
Did he win the golf tournament?!
Given his tendency to just play with whichever golf ball has the best position, whether it's his or not, I would say he probably won.
That's not even a joke: https://uproxx.com/sports/donald-trump-course-golf-championship-stole-childs-ball/
Trump is against medicine.
'Let's just call it an oops!'
Fucker doesn't understand tariffs.
Oh crap, you have a bloody nose? Well don't worry, I happen to have a tourniquet handy...
Taking medicine is not the same as stock going down. People are known to commit suicide when market crashes.
Pig Boy is almost as patronizing as he is petty.
