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[–] possiblyaperson@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't lie that looks genuinely amazing. Yes I am British, how can you tell?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

my only complaint is that the chips look dreadfully underdone, they should be way darker

but hey what do i know, maybe brits just like fries that are still raw in the middle..

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Is this what yall think poutine looks like?!?

Canadadians, shield your eyes!!!

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

British food gets a bad rap but I don't really get it. Fried fish, potatoes, roasted meat, cured meat, meat pies, lots of puddings and sweets, not to mention the Indian food. What's not to like? I'm going to the UK in October and I'm pumped for the food.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

people just love to hate germanic food in general, all "no spices!" as if salt isn't a spice and onions have no flavour..

the thing is just that germanic food tends to be quite "simple": some meat, some carbs, a sauce, some vegetables maybe. Yeah it's generally very same-y but that's because it fucking works.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

Looks like the Brits were trying to follow a recipe for poutine, but transcribed it as "peas" instead of "cheese".

[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it's suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

[–] FrostyTheDoo@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Cheese is better than every vegetable. Especially melted cheese. That's certainly not an unpopular opinion or a weird take.

Peas + gravy is a weird palate mate, there's a reason you can only find it in 1 place.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 2 points 3 months ago

Na, peas and gravy is great.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago

Fuck yeah poutine.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I thought he bought a box of vomit for 4 bucks. What you said seems to make a lot more sense.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I'd say that's a reasonable price for dog food.

[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 1 points 3 months ago

As a Spaniard I was going to comment that it is kind of overpriced dog food.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Does all British food look like literal diarrhea or only the British food that gets photographed?

[–] arudesalad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

The cameras lie to you. It looks way less disgusting when you are about to eat it!

~~but yes, it does~~

[–] renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 months ago

It turns like that right before being photographed

[–] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I like that we all knew exactly the country

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The £ is a bit of a giveaway.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think the r/casualUK is a bigger giveaway

[–] jimmux@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

True, but it already felt like a cheap shot. The highland cows are another one.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

The photo have it away, the word chippy confirmed it.

I'm trusting you that it is from r/casual UK lol

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

Luv me mushy peas, simple as

[–] kwedd@feddit.nl 1 points 3 months ago

I'd eat that, and in only a little drunk.

[–] GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I'd eat that, especially at that price. Not even British

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

I want to make a joke about "shitpost", but my beloved chili is right there with it. I suspect this might be mouthwatering to the intended audience.

[–] Ghostwurm@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Those peas look like they came from can in a silent film and were colorized for this photo.

[–] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ya got yummy sausage. Ya got gravy. Ya got yummy deep fried starchy goodness to soak up said gravy.

Why the the fuck would someone throw peas into that heavenly mix?!

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 months ago

Imma be real, peas in gravy are delicious in the same way corn is in mashed potatoes. Adds a sort of poppable texture that just goes well with the flavor

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I'm always so worried about food with gravy. It can either be delicious, or foul. There's no middle.

They should allow gravy samples like they do ice cream 😤

[–] andybytes@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

Poor people acting fancy calling garbage food. Yet after a joint at 3am I would fuck with it. Ever try ketchup and peas?

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

2 girls 1 british food

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

That looks fucking disgusting.

[–] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

It tastes amazing. I wouldn’t have mushy peas like, but never mind.

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I gobble the thing still though.

[–] synicalx@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Call me a child, but peas are gross. The rest looks fantastic though.

[–] picklejar@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 3 months ago

You child!

You're welcome.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Let us be called children together then. Peas suck absolute ass in terms of texture and taste.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Only good peas I've ever had were raw fresh off the vine. ENTIRLEY different texture and taste, juicy and crispy, vs bland and mushy. Whoever decided we need to start cooking them deserves the lack of love in their life.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

i mean the flavour is just "green", but the texture is great! idk how you've had them prepared but i just dump some frozen peas in the hot food

[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Youd have to pay me to eat that shit

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

For $30 id facefuck this meal into another dimension

[–] bravesirthomas@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a Brit... yeah, that looks disgusting.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I bet it tastes great. But I do hate any other kind of soggy fries.

[–] dan00@lemm.ee 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ehi thats a good british dish… they’re trying their best guys, come on. This is nasty but a good builder breakfast is great: eggs, bacon, hotdogs, potates, beans and tomatoes. You can work for 3 days after it 🤣 south uk fish and chips is the shit ✌️

[–] Shezzagrad@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Clearly you never been north. The south fish and chips are shite