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[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 8 points 9 hours ago

So Perplexity is making Chrome? Because Chrome already exists.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 19 points 14 hours ago

This is a great new meme format

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 10 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

While evil, it's not something that's killing people, unlike with UHC.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Not directly, it just helps build a world in which empathy and freedom are dead.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 6 points 12 hours ago

Just sending some to Guantanamo or el Salvador. And some more. And a few more.

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And a few more...

[–] errer@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

Imagine if Luigi gets off scot free and someone who looks just like him immediately assassinates another CEO, lel.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Jury should do a funny. Say he did it but it was a lawful killing.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago

There are, actually, a whole lot of defenses under the umbrella of necessity, although after Dan White's acquittal, judges don't like it.

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

someone who looks just like him immediately ~~assassinates~~ murders another CEO

It's only an assassination if you kill someone of high importance, usually political importance

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Hasn't there to be a contract too?

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

No. Do you think there was a contract out on JFK or Lincoln?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago
[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

The CEO of UNC is politically important

[–] JustAnotherKay@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The fuck he is. He was some overpayed dickwad with more ego than brains. Corporations should not hold any political significance, much less their executives

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

They shouldn't but they do, right?

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

The real killer just needs to do another one.

Then theyll be really freaking the fuck out.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 73 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Mr CEO will be quite perplex when nobody uses his stupid browser. Maybe he's banking on Google buying it and silently renaming it Chrome

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 22 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Pffft. Dude, normies ain't givin shit, if browsie's good it's gonna get used, privacy volation or no.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

If people have to download and install, when they already have chrome, I don't see anyone opting for it, that's what I meant

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

I mean they are passing on Edge and it is kinda decent.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah i think people here overestimate how much people care. Call it a gaming browser or give it a cool skin and people will use it.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Standard lemmy problem. Or any specialist really. "Of course everybody knows about fingerprinting! That's the most basic knowledge!"

My brother, more and more folk today don't even use PC, they consoom whatever their android/iOS spits at them xD

[–] TIN@feddit.uk 12 points 16 hours ago
[–] SpitefulSprite@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

Loving my duckduckgo more and more

[–] raltoid@lemmy.world 8 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

He's already made a deal to have it pre-installed on the new Razr phones from Motorola, and has hinted that Samsung is doing something similar.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

All to better manipulate you into giving more money to a corporation than the value of the product or service they give you in return. This entire fucking system is to manage how much the powerful are able to exploit the weak.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 31 points 18 hours ago

LibreWolf Mullvad Browser IronFox Ungoogled Chromium Chromite

get their names out there. switch them on your friends and families devices. not like they'll notice as long as the icon is the same.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 43 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Fellow Voyager enjoyer, I see

[–] anas@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Baited me, I thought I upvoted a post I’ve never seen lol

[–] TomViolence@lemm.ee 16 points 17 hours ago

"But... I don't remember upvoting this. Might have missclicked."

clicks upvote button

"What?"

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 21 points 20 hours ago

I clicked on this and thought I was stuck on my homepage because the UI wasn't responding

[–] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)
[–] NeuralNomad@lemm.ee 2 points 14 hours ago

As The Clash said...

"you have the right not to be killed. Murder is a crime, unless it was done by a policeman or aristocrat."

I am a simple man; I see the blue shell, I upvote.

[–] DandomRude@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

It's just sad.

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 1 points 20 hours ago

He just checking out, and maybe visit the mc donalds near the CEO's office.