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[–] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 11 points 7 hours ago

Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not going to yick someone's yum, but goddamn I gotta say that's some impressive training. I assume that taking a piss looks like turning on a garden hose.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Probably one with a literal kink in it. The stretched out area will slow the flow vs the un-disturbed smaller diameter. Probably dribble a lot, too.

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 18 points 13 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 8 hours ago

A vtuber who's a cow.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

Considering the comment, I think I'm better off not knowing.

[–] pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

since i can't explain, go to urban dictionary.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (2 children)

this is the closest thing I found

cow vagina
when you translate it to Japanese it meas fucking awesome to them.
Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!

+5 upvotes -5 downvotes

can you link the result you're referencing or put in spoilers?

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 4 points 8 hours ago

I speak Japanese and, at least for all the words I'm thinking of for both cow and vagina, none come out to awesome unless it's some net slang that I don't know. Cow could by Gyuu or Ushi. Vagina is often mata, man, or manko (all of which could have a preceding 'o') (edit: also chitsu and wagina (probably by way of Dutch originally), apparently also exist.) Those might possibly work better, especially wagina with the -na ending common to a type of adjective)

Awesome is a bit trickier. Subarashii is usually the dictionary one, but Sogoi/sugei or saikou come to mind. Archaic rippaa also exists. If that's true, my vote is on net slang or just something I'm totally not seeing.


Edit: after filling my search history with interesting things, it appears it's Chinese and not Japanese. "niubi".

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 2 points 12 hours ago

I'm not seeing it there on any of the three pages (nor ctrl+f for 'animal' on the first at least)

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 13 hours ago

This explains the tapered end of XP-Pen

[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 26 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

God won't forgive me for having this knowledge

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!

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[–] Igilq@szmer.info 72 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

[–] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 1 points 59 minutes ago

Alfred Charles Kinsey, of Kinsey Reports fame, was into sounding and at least once put a toothbrush up his own urethra... with the coarse end first.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 hours ago

It's cause the other holes are full.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 65 points 21 hours ago (6 children)

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

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[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 48 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called "sounding" and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

[–] BrowseMan@sh.itjust.works 8 points 13 hours ago (3 children)

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice...

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 13 points 13 hours ago

they're toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 9 points 13 hours ago

I want to avoid micro plastics

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 11 hours ago

Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

Glass is quite sturdy.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 18 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 7 points 8 hours ago

*begrudgingly slow-claps*

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I can think of some alternate worst outcomes...

[–] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 37 points 21 hours ago (10 children)

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something... More.

I've always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 34 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (4 children)

Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I've got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

[–] Civil_Liberty@lemm.ee 3 points 8 hours ago

I had a medical procedure in my early 20's where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can't help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago

I put things in my peehole for sexual pleasure.

Hope that clears it up.

[–] nightm4re@feddit.org 50 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn't expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

[–] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 14 points 19 hours ago

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

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[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

I get that's something people do recreationally and whatever, you do you, but I get the feeling you need an extent of genetic predisposition to get an object that wide up there without tearing something. Or of course the more obvious answer of the first poster was just running their mouth to get a reaction and boy oh boy did it work.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 9 points 17 hours ago

I imagine it'll stretch like any other part of your body with practice.

That being said, I had a roommate in college who you could hear that his stream was wider than most. I imagine he might be able to pull this off.

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[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 27 points 22 hours ago

Sounds about right.

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