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Send this to Fox News! The MAGATs need to know about this substance. It would be amazing to hear a MAGA politician comment on the dangers of this substance and vow to eradicate it.
"Everyone exposed to this molecular structure dies, there are no exceptions"
This is the woke DEI future that the globalists want
I heard somewhere that if you breath this stuff in its liquid form, you can die!
Everyone that has ingested it has eventually died
Dihydrogen Monoxide
What is this woke liberal commie trash. Are you trying to summon a demon? Speak American!
Oxidane, hydric acid, hydroxylic acid, hydrohydroxic acid, hydroxic acid, hydroxoic acid, hydrol, μ-Oxidodihydrogen, oxygen dihydride, hydrogen hydroxide, aqua, neutral liquid... 🤷♂️
woda
Wadder
I think in America it's usually called hydric acid! 😨
*frogs naturally turn gay its a plot point Jurassic Park
It's an extremely addictive chemical as well. You'll feel withdrawal symptoms after mere hours and going without for multiple days results in death!
I felt I needed more than 1L of DHMO after breakfast, I have been a habitual user for pretty much my whole life
It's there hope for me‽
Join ADHMO brother. There is 12 steps.
No, I'm sorry. You only have years to live.
It depends, I have known people die just a few days or hours after drinking it
If too much gets into your lungs it's lethal.
My God... They look just like flakes of frozen water!
You can't freeze water. Water is a liquid, frozen things are solid.
You're thinking of quartz.
It can also hold a plethora of other chemicals that make it highly conductive (nanobots!?) and even in its most pure form it contains acidic as well as basic components (sorcery!?).
Nanobots‽
Sorcery‽
interrobang :)
It's a fun symbol with a fun name but I'm not a fan because it removes the nuance of which symbol you put first. I use "!?" for exclamations where the speaker can hardly believe what they're saying themselves and "?!" for rhetorical or emotional questions.
That's the kind of ground breaking studies that keeps S.H.I.T. a top tier institute
I didn't even catch that one
Recent studies found this chemical in all of the human samples that were examined, implying widespread contamination of people's bodies. We are in deep water, folks.
Worryingly, examination of those recently deceased has found high levels of dihydrogen monoxide in their bodies, leading scientists to ponder whether every person who knowingly or unknowingly consumes this chemical will actually one day die.
I've heard that it's so addictive that people who stop using it will die from withdrawal in a matter of days.
Not unless there's a whole bunch of it, we're not. Although dyhydrogen monoxide does make up about 60 of a human, so for any individual person, you're correct.
DHMO can cut a person into 60 pieces is what I take away from that statement, and that's yet another reason to keep this dangerous chemical under very strict lock and key. Won't someone think of the children?
Cut my life Into pieces...
This substance is a key ingredient in some energy drinks. All humans who have consumed these energy drinks develop a dependency to it, and have withdrawal symptoms up to and including death.
I'm sure like 99.9% of us here get the joke, but the meme says water turns into ice when it freezes.
@fossilesque with Hydric Acid it may produce blistering vapors :blobcatterrified: when exposed to temperatures of >100° C