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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Imagine if they worked like fish and the male just jerked off over the eggs after the female laid them. Would be interesting to see how T-Rex's actually got business done.

No kink-shaming!

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The most frustrating thing about time travel is that people widely understand that almost any minor action you take can have mortal consequence, but nobody applies the same truth to living in the present.

Because fucking with time travel can affect your existence, but meanwhile, present actions only affect people in the future.

It's the standard "I only care when it affects me personally" thought process.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Yea! Fuck those future people!!

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unironically I think this would be really helpful for us to understand dinosaur biology.

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Loads more feathers than we thought.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Also since they're reptiles, lot more cloacal kiss instead.

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Both studying something for the sake of studying and finding sex embarrassing is a very human thing. Animals don’t care, and would probably find it weird that we care so much about watching them having sex while being embarrassed by it.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Pornhub would be the first trillion dollar company if time travel existed…

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I don’t even need a camera

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It would be useless without dino oil!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I think they would rather push ads to dinos instead.