Obligatory: Most eggs aren't fertilised. So they don't contain unborn chicken. You are basically eating the chicken's period.
this post was submitted on 21 May 2025
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Are you saying chicken periods have bones?
Because I’m not seeing the lie…
If you drink period blood you're not eating a human
Not a whole one, but a part of one..
…like a chicken leg.
More accurate to say that you're eating baby food for chickens, since that's what's sustaining the embryos until they hatch.
uwu
I hope the chicken didn't consent. It's more fun that way!
You are basically eating the chickens. Full stop.
Got it.
By this logic, every time you nut into a condom you are killing millions of humans.
I was just making a pun on “period.”
I am quite dense, apologies
Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate!
What about protestant chickens?
Oh, they can lay eggs left and right and Protestant Chicken God is fine with it.
I mean, depending on who you ask, you'll get some different answers to that.
- Boneless
- Lactose-free
- Gluten-free
- Vegan (the chickens)
Shane, stop labeling the eggs as boneless chickens.
-management
Isn't the bone on the outside?
Some assembly required
You know it's old, because eggs do not cost even remotely that much anymore.....
$4.20 a dozen... maybe not where you live