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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

That's a hell of a headline

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Wow that's quite a high score!

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Honestly i’m sorry but why do it if it hurts? Is it just for fame?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

She's an OF model and this is her niche. It's literally her job.

[–] Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 points 3 hours ago

No its her stunt to make her job stand out and very clearly detrimental to her ability to do her job.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Either she never read the book "Snuff" or she wanted to see if it would really happen...

[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What are the chances that one of the first 50 or so people had some kind of STD and this is just a mass-spreader event? What are the chances that she now has permanently damaged her health?

I’m fine with sex between consenting adults as long as it happens safely. I just don’t see how this could possibly have been safe. And even if (and that’s a big “if”) all of the participants got tested beforehand, what are the chances that the next person “inspired by” her will also do this safely?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Typically professionals do ensure all their partners are tested beforehand.

what are the chances that the next person “inspired by” her will also do this safely?

Puritanical hand wringing. Tons of people have unsafe sex every day. If you want to lower STI spread, create public awareness campaigns and improve sex ed for students.

[–] Bunbury@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

I hope you’re right about the testing. Wish it said in the article. Also more sex ed is always a good idea.

Sadly I don’t think you’re wrong about the puritanical bit. I didn’t think I was but the idea of this many sexual partners in this short a time does make me uncomfortable. Definitely gave me something to think about and maybe uncovered some bias worth working on.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I love the euphemism that she "slept with" 583 guys. I mean that's a lotta naps in 6 hours! Takes me at least 20 minutes to drift off.

[–] sbv@sh.itjust.works 59 points 2 days ago (10 children)

OnlyFans star Annie Knight is sharing an update amid her recent hospitalization after sleeping with 583 men in six hours.

It's bizarre that US uses "sleeping with" to mean "had sex with". Readers clearly understand, she uses the word "sex" in her quotes, but the magazine/site insists on using that bizarre euphemism.

[–] brax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago

I've always hated the saying. Clearly you're not sleeping if you're boning...

[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

You mean to tell me that when someone says that they're taking a shit, it shouldn't mean literally turd burgaling?

[–] tal@lemmy.today 40 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I don't think that that's very uncommon. When one "goes to the bathroom", it's understood that this is a euphemism for urinating or defecating, not just hanging out there.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

TIL I've been doing it wrong my whole life /s

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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

The same turn of phrase exists in e.g. German.

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[–] Marthirial@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Anything to help the children of Gaza.

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[–] who@feddit.org 61 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Wow. I hope she recovers fully and quickly.

583 men in six hours.

That's about 37 seconds each.

[–] tomatoisaberry@lemmy.world 46 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You're assuming one at a time.

[–] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 30 points 2 days ago

https://youtu.be/jLkfD8pg_wQ

Question is the mean jerk time assuming the dtf is presorted.

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[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 46 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“I don’t understand why people have such an issue with it. These guys are just out here living life. They’ve been given an opportunity, and they’re like, ‘F*** it. Like, let’s just do it.’ They’re just having some fun. I think the people that are hating [are] probably just jealous, and their lives are really boring …I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“…I mean, the more they hate on me, the more views I get, and the more money I make.”

I think that pretty much sums up a big part of America's problem right there lol

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

The internet hate machine is hardly an exclusively American problem.

[–] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 9 points 2 days ago

Someone is going to feel sore everywhere for a while

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

This is the third name I've seen with a sex with hundreds of men title in the last month or so.

In this a new trend??? In which case ... I hate to be old school but wtf

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i assure you that group sex is not a new trend. it predates agriculture, civilization, and humanity itself.

those numbers would have been incredibly difficult to organize in the pre-internet era however.

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[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 24 points 2 days ago (5 children)

It is, and there's a handful of people trying to one-up each other.

With great financial success, I might add.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago

Some people just built different I guess

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