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[–] Mallspice@lemm.ee 1 points 1 minute ago* (last edited 58 seconds ago)

I’ve thought about moving out of America but global warming seems primed to kill us all by slowly pressuring us to death or near death without aliens coming down here to lay down the law in a way we can’t ignore. We’re all fucked, whether sooner or later.

[–] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 1 points 32 minutes ago
[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

The states is a 3rd world country man, been one for a while if it even is one

[–] indepndnt@lemmy.world 16 points 7 hours ago

I dream of the day that we make America a place that OP would like to visit.

[–] clot27@lemm.ee 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

It doesnt matter, america affects every one on the planet.

[–] Ronno@feddit.nl 9 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Today? Yeah sure. Next year? The way things are going…

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

The US may affect the whole world less next year if everyone else works hard to find alternate markets, but it's going to take longer than that for the rest of the world to totally detangle themselves from our mess.

[–] AlexLost@lemm.ee 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Negatively. By stealing and hoarding resources? By destabilizing world politics? By driving and supporting war across the globe? Most earthlings are unaffected by these things directly. America is not that important.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 52 minutes ago

The negative impact is real and very important. And in the future it can be even worse.

[–] Reasonable_Guy@lemmy.world 28 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Meanwhile there's those of us in the US

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Whoa now! Can't be chugging tariff-enriched coffee down like that.

[–] MattTheProgrammer@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Don't worry, it's Italian roast \s

[–] Zetta@mander.xyz 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Lmao this hits home, my caffeine intake has slowly been creeping up on me cause of my job and commute, I have like five or so double shot Americanos a day now.

Which still isn't all that bad, like 650mg a day of caffeine. Above the FDA rec limit but lower than a lot of these people I see sucking down bangs all day

[–] Flashbulb8464@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago

Bobby, if those kids could read, they’d be very upset.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 14 points 18 hours ago

Sleep in a house you own? Can't relate

[–] Ickabod@lemm.ee 19 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I wouldn't get too cozy over there. We'll just end up bringing America to you :) Sleep soundly

[–] utopiah@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not sure I get it, is the joke colonialism?

[–] Veneroso@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

America's best export is suffering. Right now we call them tarrifs.

Thanks to closing down USAid, we gave up soft power.

A coalition of the willing, ready to make the world safe for Democracy, like 80 years ago.
Swap the beaches of Normandy for Chesapeake Bay.

[–] coffeetastesbadlikecoffee@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It's all fun and games watching the crazy people do crazy things across the pond until you remember the crazy people have nukes and the biggest idiot of them all has the launch codes. Sleep well tonight!

[–] mgnome@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

As if Europe didn't have one demented moron routinely threatening everyone with nukes for years now. 🌚

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

The funny thing is that statistically, there's a 43% chance that you're living in one of the other 8 countries with nuclear warheads lol.

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