What a coincidence, I just watched the Scrubs episode with the Dr Toilet running gag.
this post was submitted on 25 May 2025
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I thought Withings already sold something that did that
But it's piss
And it's not out yet
what happens if you put a load of your own fresh spoog on each and every fresh experience?
Not even your shittiest moments will be out of reach for the AI.
Fuck outta here.
Now poopin #2573819 analyzing.... Not mouse based on diameter, not horse due to consistency, not human or dog according to length. Cow not detected via splat-o-meter measuring system.
Wombat detected!
Geometry based wombat detection system has detect wombat poop. 50% confidence. It could also be Lego.
Analyzing the meat from taco Tuesday’s.
No. Don't.
Just a screen that says, "corn again, huh?"
AI is automating the job of the owners of "sick toilets" (that's what we call those weird toilets with the poo shelves).
I feel like this is an acceptable use for AI. Nobody likes studying poop.
I have nothing against this in principle, but you just know that this too will be an enshittified product, literally and figuratively .
It'll sell your health data, etc etc etc.
This would only be an acceptable product if open source, period (and that too might and probably will be analyzed)
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Shit's gett'n creeeepyyy
fucking gay woke ai telling to eat more vegetables