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[–] bobtimus_prime@feddit.org 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

German is not quite correct. We say "Kellerassel".
Keller -> Cellar
Assel -> Isopod

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

In English isopods qualify as bugs

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 16 points 1 month ago

Bed pisser is just mean.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Roly polys or get the fk out! /s

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I love these Lil dudes. I have some in the basement and I feel bad to see them scurry around to find darkness whenever a light is turned on. They are my spirit animal.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did the Dutch confuse them for dandelions?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There is some etymological debate on the subject. Some sources say they were ground to a paste and administered for diuretic effect, the same as the flower.

However it's not a common bit of knowledge or myth, so some etymologists say that the weird has formed in Dutch separately to French.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I know some fancy restaurants have served them as miniature backyard shrimp.

[–] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

Does the pissebed eat pissenlits?

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

They were Potato Bugs or Ball Bugs for me as a kid, until I heard Roly-poly from a kid at summer camp.

[–] executivechimp@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

The theory that children get to name these things makes sense.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Tf is "global" supposed to mean?

[–] Crankenstein@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The official common name for the insect, Armadillidium vulgare, in the scientific community. All the rest are colloquial names.

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

"Cheesy bug" in parts of the UK? Where I grew up that's close. They were "Cheesybobs" to everyone I knew.

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm in one of the "certain regions" for carpenter.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've lived in a few places around the UK and I have never, ever heard of a "cheesy bug".

[–] moopet@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I always knew them as cheesybobs as a kid, and only realised they were the same thing as "wood louse" or whatever when I grew up.