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I choose Mufasa

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[–] Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca 1 points 47 minutes ago

Bill Cipher

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)
[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Jesus of Nazareth

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 52 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (10 children)

Captain planet.

Maybe we'd finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch's and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.

Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I'm just so super creative and ran it backwards lol

[–] lattrommi@lemmy.ml 4 points 17 hours ago

RE: namesake creativity. Hey, at least you spelled it backwards correctly!

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[–] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 57 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Uncle Iroh, but post general/fire lord.

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I thought Iroh never held the title of Fire Lord

[–] WhatsTheHoldup@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

That is outrageous! It's unfair!

[–] marcie@lemmy.ml 10 points 17 hours ago

There was a Karl Marx anime, so anime Karl Marx πŸ‘€

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 20 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Winnie the Pooh for the irony

You know, cause they keep calling some other head of State that

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 15 hours ago

This will be an interesting meeting.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 30 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Hermes Conrad. He's got a level head and knows his way around a bureaucracy.

Idk I kinda like being able to take a shit without having to fill out a form every time.

[–] mark@social.cool110.xyz 12 points 19 hours ago

@Melatonin Since you lot can't be trusted I'm calling in Princess Twilight Sparkle to take you back to a monarchy.

[–] D0ctorPhi1@hexbear.net 11 points 19 hours ago

Poison Ivy from Harley Quinn.

[–] DirigibleProtein@aussie.zone 6 points 17 hours ago

The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 3 points 15 hours ago

Jessica Rabbit.

All those "women can't be president" douchebags would shut the fuck up and start becoming "nice guys" which would be cringy but at least it would get them to stop sabotaging the rest of us.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 17 points 22 hours ago
[–] redditigon@lemm.ee 20 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

King Julien. No one comes close.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I gather you like to move it move it?

And he just wants everyone to be Physically Fit! Physically Fit!

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[–] Amaterasu@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Nausicaa president

Saitama vice

[–] lattrommi@lemmy.ml 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Do comic books count? If yes I'd say Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan. If no, General Hunter Gathers from Venture Bros or Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. Maybe Uncle Duke from Doonesbury.

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[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 14 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

I'm going to cheat a little and say Captain Kirk from Star Trek TAS

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[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Princess Caroline. She can make deals, is passionate about her work but also her family. She would make this country function and function well and she'd never stop till it was done.

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[–] haui_lemmy@lemmy.giftedmc.com 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Nice try big politics! You wont get my opinion!

Joking, I'd vote for the roadrunner.

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[–] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 16 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Alaik@lemmy.zip 5 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Brother she would be perfectly happy with Trump as president as long as that bitch Trudy Beekman lost all of her savings first.

If anyone from the archer cast is president im going Lana > Cyril > Pam > Krieger (The last would ensure our destruction, but we would certainly go out in a memorable way).

Both of the archers are right up there with Cheryl/Carol/Charlene for piss poor candidacy.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

we're headed for Barry though. 😞

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[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Wile E. Coyote should be US president

He would just spend all his time pursuing the Roadrunner instead of doing imperialism. He would have all the resources of the military-industrial complex at his disposal to that end, but he would just keep crashing F-35s into cliffs and shit chasing the Roadrunner. And his vice president and cabinet would be no better - all hand-picked cronies from the Acme corporation's revolving door with the government, only there to help President Coyote devise new contraptions to catch the Roadrunner with.

[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 6 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

let's be honest, most products from the military industrial complex of the u.s. deserve the "acme" brand.

[–] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 5 points 19 hours ago

No, Acme products are cost effective. The US military industrial complex is anything but.

[–] Zuzak@hexbear.net 12 points 22 hours ago
[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 14 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Keith David's president from Rick and Morty, because of the soothing baritone.

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[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 6 points 19 hours ago

if i wanted to destroy the u.s., i'd vote for ralph wiggum.

if i wanted someone better than most presidents since lincoln, i'd vote for the lenin mummy from the simpsons.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] vfreire85@lemmy.ml 7 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

... a senile version of him IS actually the president.

[–] nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Nah. Johnny respected consent.

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[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] fullflyermokoko@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

A lot less evil but the same corruption and ineptitude

[–] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 9 points 22 hours ago

squidward tentacles

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