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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Shame on whoever cropped out the artist. Moi Escudero

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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 29 minutes ago

The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist

[–] Nelots@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not of fan of how the watermark is cut off, so here's the full original image.

spoiler

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 28 minutes ago

The image was already cropped when I saved it. My bad for not looking up the artist

Welp, start the 7 year timer I guess... 🤷‍♂️

Ain't paying a dime. I will haunt this place for 7 years.

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 22 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

if we figure out reincarnation loan sharks will be the first to strike

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

lol more likely than not it will be an incredibly expensive thing so unless you’re super wealthy you’ll need to spend most of your reincarnated life working to pay for it

[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 4 points 5 hours ago

Omg so true 😂😂

[–] sandflavoured@lemm.ee 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)
[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

No fabric to soak up fluids, they’re light, they don’t easily slip.

They’re pretty common in North American hospitals.

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

It's common to see medical staff wearing them. I guess because they are comfortable 😁

[–] Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

[–] 13igTyme@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I've literally never seen anyone wear Crocs and I've worked at several hospitals and now have a job that visits and consults with hospitals.

100% of OR staff wear disposable shoe covers and bedside staff wear comfortable sneakers or Dansko clogs. Crocs makes clogs, but they don't have the quality for 12 hour shifts.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 0 points 2 hours ago

Then you're blind or worse, a furrener

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

Ah, that makes sense. Thanks!

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 6 points 3 hours ago

They're also easy to clean if they get gross from surgery.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 3 hours ago

Fucking Ghostbusters.

[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 20 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

In reality, it'd be the executives pulling, not the staff..

[–] Bamboodpanda@lemmy.world 13 points 5 hours ago

Yeah. Should be suits pulling them down. I really don't like that this denigrates the wonderful people who actually do the work.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

This is why you should try to get into an HMO in the states. Ideally one that is not for profit.

[–] barbedbeard@lemmy.ml 52 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The insurance hasn't authorized this procedure, we must get him back.

[–] Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 5 points 7 hours ago
[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 27 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of a joke I once heard from an ER nurse:

Why do they nail coffins shut?

To keep oncologists out.

[–] ReanuKeeves@lemm.ee 17 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Is the implication that oncologists want to keep patients alive enough to keep draining their bank account?

[–] zach@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I think it also means oncologists are the type of people who keep hoping when treatment seems futile. “Don’t die yet, maybe one more round of chemo will cure you”

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Not with the way I heard it delivered.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 15 points 7 hours ago

Grim Fandango is probably going to be the most accurate depiction of the afterlife if ever there was one.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I owe my soul to the company store

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Know how I know you're American?

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not.

In my country we have public (and free!) healthcare, but doctors wait until it's life-threatening to treat patients. My mother has been two (2) times in preop for her goiter, and she's still waiting for almost 2 years for the actual procedure. I have been waiting for almost a year for an umbilical hernia.

Private healthcare is the same I heard, except well, you pay.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 hours ago

you'd think a public healthcare system would figure out that treating conditions early is actually cheaper.