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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Let me hear from my Orthostatic Hypotensives in the back!

Everyone's favorite guessing game: Why am I blacking out this time?

Have I had enough salt today? Water? Maybe not enough sleep? Am I anemic again?

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Happy cake day! No, no. Don't stand up.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Thank you lol

A surprise to be sure, but an unwelcome one

[–] sprite0@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

oh their nails are 😍 ✨

[–] snf@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

It doesn't scan. But it's not bothering me. Nope not at all. Not in any way annoyed by the fact that there's one too many syllables in the second ~~verse~~ line. Only a complete pedant would get HUNG UP ON THAT RIGHT HAHAHAHAHA

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Second line. The whole thing is an excerpt of the first verse. The chorus isn't for another couple lines.

[–] snf@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I was actually wondering about that but was too lazy to check. Thanks for the correction

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can cope with that by dropping a syllable, like "t'fast"

[–] snf@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Yeah, it could be rephrased a little as well, like "guess I stood up too fast again"

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Having POTS be like

[–] OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 points 3 days ago

And back down you go.